HoyaSaxa03
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favorite onion headlines?
January 25, 2005 at 05:58 PM UTC
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Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law of Thermodynamics
Casual One-Nighter Gives Strom Thurmond Change Of Heart On Gay Issue
Lab Rabbit Strongly Recommends Cover Girl Waterproof Mascara For Sensitive Eyes
Even Though I'd Never Seen Major League, I Found Major League II Surprisingly Easy To Follow
elj
Joined: October 09, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: favorite onion headlines?
January 25, 2005 at 06:05 PM UTC
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Originally posted by HoyaSaxa03:
Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law of Thermodynamics
That was always my favorite. I love the picture with the article, too, with the woman holding the sign "I don't believe in fundamental tenets of science… AND I VOTE!"
ggw
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Re: favorite onion headlines?
January 25, 2005 at 06:14 PM UTC
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Marijuana Linked to Sitting Around Getting High
Venerable Bede
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Re: favorite onion headlines?
January 25, 2005 at 06:19 PM UTC
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Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs; 'Oh Shit', Says Humanity
my favorite one line headlines are:
ebert wins
ramones reunion 3/4 complete
god grants john ritter's wish to meet johnny cash
jenna bush's federally protected wetlands now open for public drilling
kurt warner cheered on by wire-haired man goblin
edbert
Joined: October 08, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: favorite onion headlines?
January 25, 2005 at 06:21 PM UTC
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Bush 2004 Campaign Pledges To Restore Honor And Dignity To White House
LostSoul
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Re: favorite onion headlines?
January 25, 2005 at 06:22 PM UTC
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Homosexual Tearfully Admits to Being Governor of New Jersey
Michael Moore Regrets Not Filming Last 600 Trips to McDonalds
Priceless
kcjones119
Joined: May 04, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: favorite onion headlines?
January 25, 2005 at 06:29 PM UTC
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Study Finds That Babies Are Stupid
HoyaSaxa03
Joined: March 22, 2004 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 7053
Re: favorite onion headlines?
January 25, 2005 at 07:20 PM UTC
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Originally posted by elj:
Originally posted by HoyaSaxa03:
Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law of Thermodynamics
That was always my favorite. I love the picture with the article, too, with the woman holding the sign "I don't believe in fundamental tenets of science… AND I VOTE!"
that's my main friendster photo ….
Re: favorite onion headlines?
January 25, 2005 at 07:28 PM UTC
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Fruit of Islam cause man to soil Fruit of Looms.
HoyaSaxa03
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Re: favorite onion headlines?
January 25, 2005 at 07:30 PM UTC
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ggw
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Re: favorite onion headlines?
January 25, 2005 at 07:51 PM UTC
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Drug Use Down Among Uncool Teens
TheNomad
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Re: favorite onion headlines?
January 25, 2005 at 07:56 PM UTC
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Gay-Pride Parade Sets Mainstream Acceptance Of Gays Back 50 Years
Parents Of Suicide Victim Saw It Coming A Mile Away
PigIron
Joined: November 16, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: favorite onion headlines?
January 25, 2005 at 08:35 PM UTC
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No doubt, the one about the landing on the moon, from Our Dumb Century. Followed by the one about OJ catching the "real killer" - also from Our Dumb Century."
cb95
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Re: favorite onion headlines?
January 25, 2005 at 09:13 PM UTC
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HEADLINE - Bush: Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Finally Over
Published January 18, 2001
Most prescient story ever.
Copied here:
http://eagle.la.asu.edu/hester/bush_nightmare.html
Sir HC
Joined: August 31, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: favorite onion headlines?
January 25, 2005 at 10:45 PM UTC
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Forget the exact headline but along the lines of:
"Man on corner says all ya all can go fuck yo selves"
Then has the line about representatives for all yo all could not be reached to respond to his themselves fucking proposition.
Doctor Doom
Joined: April 23, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: favorite onion headlines?
January 25, 2005 at 11:54 PM UTC
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who would have imagined the Onion would be so good at predicting the future with this 2001 article that was supposedly humor?
Bush: "our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is finally over."
tenpercenter
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Re: favorite onion headlines?
January 26, 2005 at 09:52 PM UTC
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"Third Grade Bully Not So Tough After Sexual Abuse"
Relaxer
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Re: favorite onion headlines?
January 26, 2005 at 11:32 PM UTC
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Area Bass Player Fellated
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