Moderators? When's our next evil meeting?

I tried getting on the conference call yesterday but you all gave me the wrong password! Seriously, I had some dastardly plans to discuss.

Here's my agenda for next week's call.

1. Sell more liquor to patrons.
2. Collect more dollars.
3. BAN EVERYTHING.

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No, I think I need to work on my Monty Python and Spiro Agnew quotes. That will "seal the deal." Can you give me some pointers?

Originally posted by Surly Bonds:
Did you get the opportunity to cut a myspace slice yet?

I remember reading Neuromancer decades ago and being horrified by the scene where the protagonist is strapped up to some machine that shows his brain cells being slowly blotted out one by one.

That's the effect reading this poast has on me. One can't help but walk away from it feeling a little dumber.

Is this a case of you censoring yourself?

Originally posted by Surly Bonds:
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Moderators, can we please enforce that people correctly spell the word "POST"? It's not a tough word really. Emphasis on the correct spelling of the word "definitely" would be appreciated as well. Sure, it's the internet and maybe abbreviations and slang are commonplace, but I think all of us that POST here use English as our official language. It's never too late to keep learning correct grammar, right?

4. Develope specific criteria under which a users account will be disabled, then deleted and when IP address banning will occur.

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Originally posted by kosmo:
4. Develope specific criteria under which a users account will be disabled, then deleted and when IP address banning will occur.

Kosmol, you are proving yourself, indeed, to be the Fleetwood Mac to my Sex Pistols.

Once you start banning it becomes an addiction. Absolute power and all…

I forsee the end of the bboard coming.

Originally posted by econo:
Is this a case of you censoring yourself?

Originally posted by Surly Bonds:
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It's called FREEDOM, baby. You should try it sometime.

Originally posted by bearman:
Moderators, can we please enforce that people correctly spell the word "POST"? It's not a tough word really. Emphasis on the correct spelling of the word "definitely" would be appreciated as well. Sure, it's the internet and maybe abbreviations and slang are commonplace, but I think all of us that POST here use English as our official language. It's never too late to keep learning correct grammar, right?

I defnitely agree with this.

Seriously. This is hilarious.

Are you going to start quoting Rev. Martin Niemoeller now?

Originally posted by Surly Bonds:
Once you start banning it becomes an addiction. Absolute power and all…

I forsee the end of the bboard coming.

oh god, that was bad….

Originally posted by Samantha:
oh god, that was bad….

Welcome back, btw.

Originally posted by Surly Bonds:
It's called FREEDOM, baby. You should try it sometime.

I think most of us would like our boots of FREEDOM to go uncensored on your crotch.

Originally posted by econo:
Seriously. This is hilarious.

Are you going to start quoting Rev. Martin Niemoeller now?

…Been to the Baltimore City Paper forum lately?

I'm not really feeling welcome enough. you know what makes me feel welcome? cake. and hugs. and confetti.

Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:I think most of us would like our boots of FREEDOM to go uncensored on your crotch. [/QB]

Good metaphor for facism.

No. I've never been to the Baltimore City Paper forum.

Originally posted by Surly Bonds:
Been to the Baltimore City Paper forum lately?

Please, pull out the Hitler comparison.

Originally posted by Surly Bonds:
Good metaphor for facism.