Bruce Almighty cosmological error

When Bruce pulls the moon's orbit closer, why doesn't he negate the flood tide effects on Asia? After all, if He, like God is all-powerful he could do it.
This would have been funny a year ago. Maybe Bruce can change the date to 2003.
If he can make Jennifer Anniston's mammaries larger, why then, doesn't he make his schlong longer?

And what about the starving Dafour region of Sudan? Well..?