It needs a good caption...

"Bitch! If I find you making time with my old man again – I'ma put a cap in yo big black ass!"
Do I have a problem? Grab my ass again and I'll show you a problem!!!
Stolen from another thread so I can't take credit…

"I caught Bill with that intern. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Ffft!Ffft!"
"Bill's not going to ruin my position as President this next time around. I bit that little stub off!"
Fergie first found four fat frogs fucking furiously.