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clearly, whomever Kerry points at is unfit for command.

"Suburban Houston Swingers Party"

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Despite attempts by Democrats and liberal activists to bully bookstores into refusing to sell Unfit For Command, God-fearing Americans such as Mrs. Jadetree Pollard [pictured above] have made the expose a late-summer publishing blockbuster

The winner of the Republican silly hat competition was thrilled with her prize of the book Big Brother Ashcroft had deemed required reading for all obedient citizens.

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
"Suburban Houston Swingers Party"

Originally posted by pollard:
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she looks like she's straight outta provo to me.

You think she's with that new Gangsta Rap group M.W.A.?

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
straight outta provo

After seeing on Fox News that Unfit for Command could keep flip flopper extraordinaire John Kerry out of the White House, Gertrude Garnetta Wilson, went out and bought 5 copies. The rush of people like Gertrude to be the first conservative on the block to have their copy has left it difficult for large chains to keep the book in stock. Wilson is shown here with her copy at the convention, she wanted to show just how committed she was to the cause. Asked why she supported the president, she said, I am just so scared of the terrorists, we can't have a waffler like that Kerry in office, Sean Hanity told me so.

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
You think she's with that new Gangsta Rap group M.W.A.?

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
straight outta provo

U dOnT mEsS 'RoUnD WiT ThOs PrOvO GaNgStAa HoS.

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Dear Lord we pray our son, ggw, doesn't throw a big party at our house while we're away in New York city.

i love the smell of catastrophic success in the morning

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END WOMENS SUFFRAGE NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

i pray for my money back because i am a republican who wants another yacht.

why the fuck is this guy taking my picture?

these were free at the door…

i got here a little to early.

Dear God,
I can't help that my husband forced me to come. He said he would stop wearing that darn hat if I did, so what was a woman to do? However God, I do have one wish. I know that I'm a republican, and that I bought this book to fit in…but I need some help. Please bring clarity to the people of the US so that they see this schmuck president for who he really is, just a silver spoon wanna be farmboy not fit to even run the Texas Rangers. Hopefully that will guarantee his loss. If it doesn't, please make it clear to Ralph Nader that he doesn't have a snowball's chance in (H E double hockeystick) to win, and if he continues with his delusions of grandeur that he will just mess it up for everyone like he did in 2000. Thank you Lord. Your omnipotent servant, Hester.

Amen

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"Ahhh…, nothing like the smell of a big fresh load of crap."

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"…And Heavenly Father we also pray that you will provide that poor, misguided, heathen muff-diver Mary Cheney with a nice husband before November."

She's no stupider looking then the moronic protesters outside the convention. I say, run them all over!!!!!!!!!

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Dear god, I have heard of these things called orgasms and how wonderful they are. Please, if its not asking too much, send this man to me for one night so I can find out for my self. Do this for me and I promise I'll never vote to re-elect a total fucking moron on a persomnal mission to settle his daddy's issues.

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just goes to prove what sheep conservatives are :p