no, britney, no . . . . . ! ! !

is it true? did you run home crying to mommy with baby in hand? has kevin been caught cheating? who's going to pay for the rest of his album now?
link link link!!!
in was on this site run by something called the "inquirer." i trust it, 'cuz it is a "national" institution.
Britney's 24 now? Boy how time flies….