If I were the Mayor of Simpleton I would.........

…..have a cycle path or lane adjacent to every single street in Simpleton. I would have a bike park wherever there is a carpark. I would give tax credits on the purchase of bicycles. I would give companies tax benefits if they gave incentives to employees who cycled to work.

I would uphold the law to the fullest extent for all vehicles with wheels. Yes, includng bicycles.

What would you do?

I know one thing and that's I love you.

I would make bollocks listen to jazz.

Originally posted by econo:
I would make bollocks listen to jazz.

You couldn't because I was the Mayor first so have just banned jazz music from Simpleton.

I would make Econo cut his hair and then listen to Britpop.

Otherwise:

I would make gas $10 a gallon.

Oh and free healthcare for all.

(If only there were such a mythical place, but where it didnt rain so much)

Originally posted by mark e smith:

Otherwise:

I would make gas $10 a gallon.

We think alike comrade….I was waiting for some smart arse to ask how I'm going to pay for all these bike paths and tax credits….and that was my answer.

As for health care. If everyone rode bikes it wouldn't be such an issue.

Originally posted by Bollocks:

As for health care. If everyone rode bikes it wouldn't be such an issue.

i know two people who needed emergency care in the last couple of weeks because they were riding their bikes, but I know what you mean

i would give tax credits to companies which encourage telecommuting and or made use of remote job centers, because not everyone can cycle to work.

I would get rid of all chat rooms/forums. Then I'd really have nothing to do at work.

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i would kick out all spanish people and poor people. No gangstas. white people will not act black or would have to move to Queens, nyc.