50 things to do before GGW buys your soul.

Originally posted by Jaguär:
Walkie, stop scouring the net for porn! :o :p

Shame on me…(but those Omani girls are so fine)

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50 metres…

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
How does the Smackette feel about that?

Her standards are far more stringent than mine.

Originally posted by vansmack:

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
How does the Smackette feel about that?

Her standards are far more stringent than mine.

She chose you!!! (Sorry mate, that was too much to resist)

Originally posted by Jaguär:
Walkie, stop scouring the net for porn! :o :p

he can't help it, he's young and his hormones are a-ragin'!

I don't know if anyone mentioned it before, but isn't this a little of totally obvious, cliched things that a boring, unimaginative rich person would do?

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
I don't know if anyone mentioned it before, but isn't this a little of totally obvious, cliched things that a boring, unimaginative rich person would do?

Some of us like to experience more out of life than just staying home naked.

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
I don't know if anyone mentioned it before, but isn't this a little of totally obvious, cliched things that a boring, unimaginative rich person would do?

I didn't see make your own t-shirt or spit in the face of a mime, so yes, you're probably right.

Yep, right up there with drawing a warm bath and play romantic music over the champagne and veal dinner. I think roses are involved somehow as well.

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
I don't know if anyone mentioned it before, but isn't this a little of totally obvious, cliched things that a boring, unimaginative rich person would do?

Originally posted by thirsty moore:
Yep, right up there with drawing a warm bath and play romantic music over the champagne and veal dinner. I think roses are involved somehow as well.

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
I don't know if anyone mentioned it before, but isn't this a little of totally obvious, cliched things that a boring, unimaginative rich person would do?

Dude, you never have champagne with dinner. And particularly veal.

…..mon dieu!

The list was a top fifty compiled from asking the British public. Such lists always weed out the oddball stuff. It is thought provoking to think about what the proletariat dream of, is it not?

Okay then, kick it Thirsty style with some pate and cheez-its.

Originally posted by thirsty moore:
Okay then, kick it Thirsty style with some pate and cheez-its.

And a forty of Olde English?

It's that added "e" that makes it classy.

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
And a forty of Olde English?

Originally posted by thirsty moore:
It's that added "e" that makes it classy.

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
And a forty of Olde English?

Yet you still manage to hang onto that hipster Anglophile credibility. :roll:

Good to see I kicked this thread back into gear.

The line about this being a boring, cliched, rich persons list was Celeste's. I should give her credit where credit is due!

Originally posted by thirsty moore:
It's that added "e" that makes it classy.

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
And a forty of Olde English?

I thought it was the bouquet of ripe piss and the long finish that made it classy?

Last night I went to a shoppe in the towne. I also hung out in the pub. I hadn't been in a fortnight. I rang you but you weren't around.

Originally posted by Jaguär:
Yet you still manage to hang onto that hipster Anglophile credibility. :roll:

Originally posted by thirsty moore:
Last night I went to a shoppe in the towne. I also hung out in the pub. I hadn't been in a fortnight. I rang you but you weren't around.

Originally posted by Jaguär:
Yet you still manage to hang onto that hipster Anglophile credibility. :roll:

Soz mate, I was sat on me bum outside of Tesco's waiting for me Mum. Then I ate me tea.

Has anyone else noticed that all the people who work at the Black Cat now say "Cheers" instead of thanks? LOLOLOLOLOL. I laugh to myself everytime.