Fan Fiction Contest

I figure we probably have some folks with a modicum or artistic talent, so I'm throwing a contest. All you have to do is come up with some sort of "fan fiction" about another boardie and send it to me. You could write a story about Brian Wallace's adventures in teenage angst during his sophomore year of high school. You can draw a picture of what you think Rhett looks like in MSPaint. You can make a macaroni art scene depicting Miss Pretentious and DeathFromAbove1979. Whatever your artform is, use it to make something up about a boardie. Then PM it to me before 11/4/2007 and I'll pick a winner and buy them two CDs of their choice (the prize might get better, idk) and post all the stuff and it'll be funny.

So… go!

Oh, and don't do anything disgusting that a mod is going to have to delete. Be cool, not hateful.

bonus points to anyone who incorporates a reference to (or better yet, a description of) TheDirector's, *ahem*, large…