State of the Union drinking game

http://www.drinkinggame.us/
I'll take "education" (I don't really feel like drinking tomorrow night).
Yipee, I'll get to miss it as I'll be DJing the Sugarcult show.
Man, I'd be drunk before a complete sentence had been completed. :roll:
Think I'll jump on the bandwagon and avoid the whole thing. I really don't like wading through all that bullshit.