Things that Never Happened/Don't Exist

Inspired by the SG and the other thread, kindly post things you'd rather forget about ever happening. We'll start with music, but when that gets boring, we'll expand it. I'll go first:

The Gary Cherone era in Van Halen

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Dee Dee Ramone's Hip Hop album
The Clash's Cut the Crap
Velvet Underground's final album - no Lou Reed?!

KCJones beat me to it!

I have no personal opinion on its/his existence, but I bet Garth Brooks wishes everyone would forget Chris Gaines.
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my attendance at a performance on june 13, 2007 at the oakland coliseum. i was never there.

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The NY Dolls at the 9:30 club: David Johansen's spandex white pants sans underwear, me front row center.

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
my attendance at a performance on june 13, 2007 at the oakland coliseum. i was never there.

Me niether, don't know what you're talking about.

And to bring things up to date, the Don't Stand So Close to Me '86 Remix never happened either. The Police really ended once and for all in 1985.

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reggaeton - all of it.

You forgot John Cena's album in your wrestling mix.

Originally posted by vansmack:
Inspired by the SG and the other thread, kindly post things you'd rather forget about ever happening. We'll start with music, but when that gets boring, we'll expand it. I'll go first:

The Gary Cherone era in Van Halen

Hell throw Hagar in there too while you're at it.

Audioslave

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Led Zep reunion sans John Paul Jones.

The early My Bloody Valentine Records (with the goth dude singing).

Kiss without make-up.

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This thread could also be renamed "Things that music executives/record companies thought were a good idea at the time"

Originally posted by vansmack:

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
my attendance at a performance on june 13, 2007 at the oakland coliseum. i was never there.

Me niether, don't know what you're talking about.

And to bring things up to date, the Don't Stand So Close to Me '86 Remix never happened either. The Police really ended once and for all in 1985.

What remix? Never heard of it . . . .

Any-post '91 Sting . . . .

Mick Jagger's solo albums . . . .

Britney Spears having talent of any variety/her career . . .

Paris Hilton . . . .

Accrding to the public, and based on his current popularity & stable of, ahem, female pals -

Justin Timberlake's career with *N' STYNC . . . (It seems he forgot as well.)

Anything Trail of Dead put out post-Source Tags & Codes.

Also, I'm not ashamed at all to actually own the Dee Dee hip-hop album, Macho Man's hip-hop album OR Hulk Hogan's album.

I got Dee Dee King on CD AND vinyl cause you never know! haha
As far as wrestling records go, the Badstreet U.S.A. 7" is in a league of its own, no others even come close.