needs a LOLCAT caption

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Peter Denton shows off the only pussy he has seen in the last three years
LOL[cat]!! it's actually my girlfriend's cat, mine just isn't as photogenic
I has nrcolipsy.
I iz lying here, fulfilling yr fantazies.
good one!

Originally posted by econo:
I has nrcolipsy.
I juz got done mazturbting.
oh hi! i poot yr bong ovur their
hai mai hairbl bigger than urs
im in yur medisin cabinetz, steeling yer medz

halp im fallin and i… oh wait im comfy nevarmine.