Happy Valentine's Day

Love that episode of the Simpsons….

Happy V-Day all you lovers out there.
yes, happy VD!
I'm a cheap bastard so Valentine's Day officially begins on Feb 15th, that way I can get 25% more Choxie's for kosmette when it gets marked down.
To all Valentines chocolate buyers:

Remember DARK chocolate is the healthy kind of chocolate. No point in poisoning your sweetie with the bad kind!
Dark chocolate sucks, I'd get my butt kicked if I got her Dark.
Happy Valentines from Dick Cheney

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Say something I don't like,
And I'll shoot you, too.
Originally posted by Rob_Gee:
Dark chocolate sucks, I'd get my butt kicked if I got her Dark.
Real chocolate lovers know that once you go dark you don't go back :D
Who wants to be my Valentine?

I'm in DC and Valentineless…..
Originally posted by vansmack:
Who wants to be my Valentine?

I'm in DC and Valentineless…..
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/cas/

good luck!
Originally posted by vansmack:
Who wants to be my Valentine?

I'm in DC and Valentineless…..
you should've called. you missed out on the jello wrestling at asylum.
Originally posted by thatguy:
you should've called. you missed out on the jello wrestling at asylum.
Son of a bitch!!! I can't believe I missed that..I assumed Adam's Morgan was going to be dead on a Tuesday…
Originally posted by Nguyen Sitch Hugh-Haitian:
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heh…directed by Gary Glitter…


being Valentine-less is not a sin. just drown your sorrows in tons of (dark!!) chocolate all week…
Im lucky. I got to spend valentines day with my girl friend and leav my wife at home to go to work!

Roses are read
Violets are blue
Im schizophrenic
And so am I
Originally posted by you be betty:

being Valentine-less is not a sin. just drown your sorrows in tons of (dark!!) chocolate all week…
Is it a sin if I'm in my first three months of marriage, am out if town on business on Valentine's Day and drowned my sorrows in tons of dark beer instead?
NOt at all. A good friend of mine has been exclusively dating a girl for going on 6 years now, has yet to make any type of formal committment, and has spent this third (THIRD!) V-day in a row with his friends in Vegas. I doubt he's drowning his sorrows in anything but tang…

Originally posted by vansmack:
Originally posted by you be betty:

being Valentine-less is not a sin. just drown your sorrows in tons of (dark!!) chocolate all week…
Is it a sin if I'm in my first three months of marriage, am out if town on business on Valentine's Day and drowned my sorrows in tons of dark beer instead?