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WORST COUNTRY SONG TITLES!

Rhett Miller
Joined: November 15, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: WORST COUNTRY SONG TITLES! September 02, 2004 at 09:48 PM UTC #
indie bands wish they were this clever with their titles…
vansmack
Joined: October 04, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: WORST COUNTRY SONG TITLES! September 02, 2004 at 10:06 PM UTC #
Every Great song is a country song, but this list clearly proves that not every country song is a great song.
RatBastard
Joined: January 07, 2003 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: WORST COUNTRY SONG TITLES! September 02, 2004 at 11:11 PM UTC #
"I married her because she looks like you."
MiloGTC
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Re: WORST COUNTRY SONG TITLES! September 03, 2004 at 01:37 PM UTC #
I see they got Kinky Friedman's "Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed" (the song that earned - and I do mean "earned" - him the Male Chauvinist Pig of the Year award from NOW), but how could they leave off his "They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore"?

My all-time favorite is one written by my old guitar teacher, "I'm Dancing With Tears In My Eyes 'Cause the Girl In My Arms Bit My Nose."
keithstg
Joined: December 17, 2002 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: WORST COUNTRY SONG TITLES! September 03, 2004 at 04:38 PM UTC #
"She's not Cheatin (She's Gettin' Even)"
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Re: WORST COUNTRY SONG TITLES! September 03, 2004 at 04:44 PM UTC #
I always liked the song:

Work your fingers to the bone - whadda ya get? Boney Fingers.
mankie
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Re: WORST COUNTRY SONG TITLES! September 03, 2004 at 04:58 PM UTC #
"Bitch done left me"

Come on…there has to be a country song with that title.

Or how about.

"Bitch has gone and took my dog, God how I'll miss that dog"
RonniStar
Joined: January 24, 2002 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: WORST COUNTRY SONG TITLES! September 03, 2004 at 08:37 PM UTC #
3 words: Achin Breakig Heart!

I rather listen to Redneck Woman or Save A Horse, Ride The Cowboy than this!
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