Why are black people good at basketball?
Because their knee grows.
Because their knee grows.
Attn: Moderator Query, 'How many accounts has Rhett sig
how come there are no good jokes about crackers?
what's the difference between a black man and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of 5
what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza doesn't scream going in the oven
what's the difference between a black man and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of 5
what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza doesn't scream going in the oven
What do you call an Indian bloke who doesn't own a seven 11?
Doctor!
Right that's it, I'm done!
Doctor!
Right that's it, I'm done!
look what i've done…..
What's the difference between Americans and the engines of the jets on which they travel abroad?
After they land, the engines of the jets quit whining.
After they land, the engines of the jets quit whining.
"Because by posting that filth you are propagating the ideas behind it. What is a joke to you is food for someone else's negative attitude. And if you feel that the ideas spread like that are okay as long as they are hidden in a joke, you're dead wrong. You're not only spreading a joke, but you're spreading a way of thinking as well - are you sure you want to do that?"
Originally posted by sonickteam2:funny joke of the day………nice one sonick
What's the difference between Americans and the engines of the jets on which they travel abroad?
After they land, the engines of the jets quit whining.
:)
Q. Did you hear about the Scottish secret agent?
A. He had a Licence to Kilt
Q. Where do Italian Fishermen go on their holidays?
A. Sardine-ia.
Q. Where do Eskimo Farmers live?
A. Pigloos.
Q. Who is Captain of the Indian football team?
A. Bombay Charlton.
A. He had a Licence to Kilt
Q. Where do Italian Fishermen go on their holidays?
A. Sardine-ia.
Q. Where do Eskimo Farmers live?
A. Pigloos.
Q. Who is Captain of the Indian football team?
A. Bombay Charlton.
Originally posted by poorlulu:I liked the one about the doodles changing the light bulb too. Did you get to read that one lulu?
Originally posted by sonickteam2:funny joke of the day………nice one sonick
What's the difference between Americans and the engines of the jets on which they travel abroad?
After they land, the engines of the jets quit whining.
:)
Markie…lighten up for God's sake, or are you being sarcastic?
Originally posted by poorlulu:thanks. :)
funny joke of the day………nice one sonick
:)
Originally posted by mankie:i love when you say "doodles" its utterly hilarious.
Originally posted by poorlulu:I liked the one about the doodles changing the light bulb too. Did you get to read that one lulu?
Originally posted by sonickteam2:funny joke of the day………nice one sonick
What's the difference between Americans and the engines of the jets on which they travel abroad?
After they land, the engines of the jets quit whining.
:)
Markie…lighten up for God's sake, or are you being sarcastic?
Originally posted by mankie:No, these jokes died at the same time as Jim Davidson career. People find them offensive.
Markie…lighten up for God's sake, or are you being sarcastic?
Originally posted by markie:I do have to say that in some ways I respect and admire markie's comments…here and previously. I think he tends to be a little self-righteous, but we all are on different topics. I think that sometimes people can be overly sensitive about things and other times not sensitive enough. There's a fine line, I suppose…andwe all land on both sides of it from time to time.
"Because by posting that filth you are propagating the ideas behind it. What is a joke to you is food for someone else's negative attitude. And if you feel that the ideas spread like that are okay as long as they are hidden in a joke, you're dead wrong. You're not only spreading a joke, but you're spreading a way of thinking as well - are you sure you want to do that?"
Originally posted by markie:yeah, these jokes were funny for about as long as the Stone Roses were together !!!
Originally posted by mankie:No, these jokes died at the same time as Jim Davidson career. People find them offensive.
Markie…lighten up for God's sake, or are you being sarcastic?
Originally posted by mankie:i did see that joke very funny, was that sonicks as well? if so he can definatly buy me a beer sometime ;)
I liked the one about the doodles changing the light bulb too. Did you get to read that one lulu?
Originally posted by poorlulu:
Originally posted by mankie:i did see that joke very funny, was that sonicks as well? if so he can definatly buy me a beer sometime :)
I liked the one about the doodles changing the light bulb too. Did you get to read that one lulu?
hehehe funny jokes…but someone has a spoon up their ass…
that is xactly what i ment by my comment….
i can't spell fo shit.
i am myself, not someone else, i origionaly signed up because i was paranoid and had to ask a bunch of questions under the FAQ section. thats why i signed up around June and haven't really started posting till recently.
how do you fit 4 nazis and 4 jews in a 4 person car?
the nazis in the four seats and the jews in the ash tray.
that wasnt funny….
where are the mexicans in star trek?
they dont work in the future either…
where are the black ppl in the jetsons?
the futures looking better…
where are the black ppl in the flinstones?
in the trees….
how do you blind a chinese person?
dental floss…
you must be a redneck if you french kiss your mom good night…
how do you make an emo kid cry?
don't do anything they'll cry on their own.
that is xactly what i ment by my comment….
i can't spell fo shit.
i am myself, not someone else, i origionaly signed up because i was paranoid and had to ask a bunch of questions under the FAQ section. thats why i signed up around June and haven't really started posting till recently.
how do you fit 4 nazis and 4 jews in a 4 person car?
the nazis in the four seats and the jews in the ash tray.
that wasnt funny….
where are the mexicans in star trek?
they dont work in the future either…
where are the black ppl in the jetsons?
the futures looking better…
where are the black ppl in the flinstones?
in the trees….
how do you blind a chinese person?
dental floss…
you must be a redneck if you french kiss your mom good night…
how do you make an emo kid cry?
don't do anything they'll cry on their own.
Originally posted by sonickteam2:
Originally posted by poorlulu:i'd sooner have a molsens thanks eh
Originally posted by mankie:i did see that joke very funny, was that sonicks as well? if so he can definatly buy me a beer sometime :)
I liked the one about the doodles changing the light bulb too. Did you get to read that one lulu?
Originally posted by poorlulu:good enough then. LaBatts really is the Budweiser of Canada.
i'd sooner have a molsens thanks eh
Originally posted by Samantha:Oh, I'm sure there are within the black community.
how come there are no good jokes about crackers?
What's the difference between your paycheck and your penis?
Any woman in the world will blow your paycheck for you.