I Hate Jimmie Johnson!

mrpee

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I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 20, 2006 at 01:30 AM UTC #

He talks funny, he's pretty, he's a goober, he's a cheater and a crybaby and he's skinny! NASCAR has gone to the dogs!

RatBastard

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 20, 2006 at 01:34 AM UTC #

The only cry baby in NASCAR died 5 years ago. The cheater thats left drives an orange car with a "20" on it.

elj

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 20, 2006 at 02:53 AM UTC #

Originally posted by mrpee:
NASCAR has gone to the dogs!

So? NASCARs fans are all dogs anyway. Go drink until you don't have feelings anymore, your kind is good at that.

mrpee

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 20, 2006 at 03:02 AM UTC #

Go drink until you don't have feelings anymore, your kind is good at that.

But that's what hurts! I just feel too much. Too much Jimmie Johnson. Too much Lowe's. Too much…Arctic Monkeys!

BLACKSTORM

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 20, 2006 at 02:27 PM UTC #

Nascar sucks. Get a life and stop watching that crap.

vansmack

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 20, 2006 at 04:50 PM UTC #

Originally posted by RatBastard:
The cheater thats left drives an orange car with a "20" on it.

And that's why I love him. Everybody used to drive that way when I grew up watching NASCAR. TV has made NASCAR soft. That's why guys like Jimmie Johnson and Jeff Gordon have done so well so fast…

sonickteam2

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 20, 2006 at 04:51 PM UTC #

this thread, has really gone to the dogs….from the first post on.

vansmack

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 20, 2006 at 04:57 PM UTC #

Originally posted by Thom Foolerie:
this thread, has really gone to the dogs….from the first post on.

Then don't click on it.

RatBastard

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 20, 2006 at 05:13 PM UTC #

Originally posted by vansmack:

Originally posted by RatBastard:
The cheater thats left drives an orange car with a "20" on it.
And that's why I love him. Everybody used to drive that way when I grew up watching NASCAR. TV has made NASCAR soft. That's why guys like Jimmie Johnson and Jeff Gordon have done so well so fast…

Back when it was good, I believe it was called Grand National. They had soem real drivers back then.

Guiny

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 20, 2006 at 05:24 PM UTC #

Kurt Busch killed me on my fantasy team. :mad:

renton007

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 20, 2006 at 05:30 PM UTC #

Aren't they all pretty boys who talk funny, ahem Jamie McMurry. I always thought Jimmy Johnson sounded professional in interviews. On the track he's got talent, but he also has synergy w/ Chad Knaus, so they've got a good crew. They've finised second in points twice, won the Lowe's 600 twice, etc.
I was just glad Junior had a good day with a respectable finish and leading the most laps. This is probably due to the return of Tony Eury, Jr. Hopefully this will be a better season.

Originally posted by mrpee:
He talks funny, he's pretty, he's a goober, he's a cheater and a crybaby and he's skinny! NASCAR has gone to the dogs!

sonickteam2

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 20, 2006 at 05:38 PM UTC #

Originally posted by vansmack:

Originally posted by Thom Foolerie:
this thread, has really gone to the dogs….from the first post on.
Then don't click on it.

well, i didnt know who Jimmie Johnson was. but nascar aside, most of this thread seemed to be filled with incomplete thoughts and vague sentences.

oh well.

Guiny

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 20, 2006 at 05:41 PM UTC #

Originally posted by Thom Foolerie:
thread seemed to be filled with incomplete thoughts and vague sentences.

oh well. [/QB]

I didn't think we were being graded.

sonickteam2

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 20, 2006 at 05:49 PM UTC #

Originally posted by Rob_Gee:

Originally posted by Thom Foolerie:
thread seemed to be filled with incomplete thoughts and vague sentences.

oh well.
I didn't think we were being graded. [/QB]

were you trying to be coherent though?

vansmack

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 20, 2006 at 05:53 PM UTC #

Originally posted by RatBastard:
Back when it was good, I believe it was called Grand National. They had soem real drivers back then.

I was raised on Cale Yarborough. When he retired my dad went Dale, I went DW. Upon seeing Tony put Gordon in the wall on pit row, I instantly had a new hero. He was out of control yesterday, without a doubt. But that's part of his charm.

The difference in what he does, is that he "cheats" (as was describer earlier) on the course. Chad Knaus cheats in the garage. Time and time again.

Rhett Miller

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 21, 2006 at 02:17 PM UTC #

The best parts of the broadcast were:

1. Michael Waltrip's pained expression as he watched the pre-race Bon Jovi concert.

2. Kurt "Douchebag" Busch wrecking.

HoyaSaxa03

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 21, 2006 at 04:30 PM UTC #

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
2. Kurt "Douchebag" Busch wrecking.

kurt busch is my favorite driver, mainly because all of the ignorant homophobic rednecks hate him

sonickteam2

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 21, 2006 at 04:57 PM UTC #

Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
2. Kurt "Douchebag" Busch wrecking.
kurt busch is my favorite driver, mainly because all of the ignorant homophobic rednecks hate him

busch is my favourite beer!

Rhett Miller

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 21, 2006 at 06:14 PM UTC #

I think everyone hates Kurt Busch, period.

Jeff Gordon is the man rednecks love to hate.

Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
2. Kurt "Douchebag" Busch wrecking.
kurt busch is my favorite driver, mainly because all of the ignorant homophobic rednecks hate him

ggw

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson! February 21, 2006 at 06:20 PM UTC #

I don't hate Kurt Busch. In fact, I have no idea who Kurt Busch is.

I do hate Jimmy Johnson….and Terry Bradshaw and Howie Long also.