Now caption me this.....

GGW thinks he is the man, but I could crush him between by thumb and forefinger, like so……
This is how thick the wad of $100 bills were that bought the Supreme Court Justices.

OR!

The rumours are not true…..Colin Powell can only sport this much wood.
Well the pole up my ass is only up this far.
Sorry Dupek, all I see is" ? "