Bill Brasky was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball and take a shotgun blast standing!
to bill brasky......
Bill Brasky was fathered by his own sperm. He is the ultimate motherfucker.
Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million.
Bill Brasky once urinated on the Declaration of Independence! John Hancock was so honored that he dug himself out of his grave just to shake Brasky's hand!
Originally posted by econo:That's so grade school…
Bill Brasky once urinated on the Declaration of Independence! John Hancock was so honored that he dug himself out of his grave just to shake Brasky's hand!
Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter, she's a beautiful girl. Well, Brasky shows up and you know he's a big fella. Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Brasky! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries me and Brasky! We spend the weekend in the Poconos â?? he loved me like I've never been loved before!
I'm in Corpus Christi on business a month ago, and I had this eight-foot tall Asian waiter which made me a little curious, so I asked him his name, and sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!
Originally posted by P.J.:Did you know Brasky did three tours in 'Nam?
I'm in Corpus Christi on business a month ago, and I had this eight-foot tall Asian waiter which made me a little curious, so I asked him his name, and sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!
Originally posted by BookerT:That's peculiar because if you drop a record needle on Brasky's nipple it plays the Beach Boy's Pet Sounds.
It was the sight of Braskyâ??s naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane!
When are you gonna run out? The brasky well is very low.
Brasky punches his fist through your computer screen, in it is a giant empty rocks glass, he says "Shut up you bastards and pour me a drink!"……….and scene
keithstg is sipping a latte in the Newark airport…hoping to catch a fleeting glimpse of Al Franken changing planes when Brasky suddenly walks up to him, says, "I'd be at your house making sweet backdoor love to your wife right now, and you'ld be thanking me mucho, except for the fact that your're totally homo."
Then Bill Brasky pokes his finger in a half-eaten croissant on keithstg's plate and human entrails spill out, whereupon he then begins to stir the guts with his finger and interprets keithstg's future, "Al Franken will change his surname to "Qaeda" and you will join his jihad", Brasky divines.
Then Bill Brasky pokes his finger in a half-eaten croissant on keithstg's plate and human entrails spill out, whereupon he then begins to stir the guts with his finger and interprets keithstg's future, "Al Franken will change his surname to "Qaeda" and you will join his jihad", Brasky divines.
I was once at a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Brasky sired a baseball team - an orchestra, if you count the bastards.
Anyway, I hear he makes brooms somwhere down in Georgia.
Anyway, I hear he makes brooms somwhere down in Georgia.