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Rhett Miller
Joined: November 15, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
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More Funny Spam October 30, 2007 at 05:51 PM UTC #
Subject: Big penis wins over a small penis like a dick wins over a finger.

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Get the convincing Hot Dog between your legs.
beetsnotbeats
Joined: May 18, 2005 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 1181
Re: More Funny Spam October 30, 2007 at 06:31 PM UTC #
Do they also sell cooties vaccinations and x-ray spex?
jd930
Joined: May 03, 2005 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 185
Re: More Funny Spam November 08, 2007 at 04:11 PM UTC #
Just received:

Subject: Sail down the love canal more confidently

At last you've got a babe that's hot
You wanna hump her moistened twat.
She's cute and taking, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will ask for more?
You need a dong she would adore!
But how to raise it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your schlong will bang her poon so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
lwoxley
Joined: October 06, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 4792
Re: More Funny Spam November 08, 2007 at 05:42 PM UTC #
So ladies, truthfully…

as far as enjoyment goes, how small is too small and how big is too big?
ggw
Joined: December 16, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 14237
Re: More Funny Spam November 08, 2007 at 05:47 PM UTC #
Is that Yeats or Keats? I always get them confused.

Originally posted by jd930:
At last you've got a babe that's hot
You wanna hump her moistened twat.
She's cute and taking, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will ask for more?
You need a dong she would adore!
But how to raise it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your schlong will bang her poon so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
BookerT
Joined: October 30, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 1410
Re: More Funny Spam November 08, 2007 at 05:53 PM UTC #
A man without big penis is like the sky without birds.

With new inches - new women.
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You can enlarge your nose to make women think that you have a big penis, but it's easier to enlarge your penis.
lNuiDw WKzeL
lwoxley
Joined: October 06, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 4792
Re: More Funny Spam November 08, 2007 at 05:57 PM UTC #
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Is that Yeats or Keats? I always get them confused.

Originally posted by jd930:
At last you've got a babe that's hot
You wanna hump her moistened twat.
She's cute and taking, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will ask for more?
You need a dong she would adore!
But how to raise it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your schlong will bang her poon so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
Reads more like Wilde….
kmdobrz
Joined: February 10, 2000 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 3373
Re: More Funny Spam November 08, 2007 at 07:29 PM UTC #
Keats and Yeats are on your side
While Wilde is on mine

…Moz
beetsnotbeats
Joined: May 18, 2005 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 1181
Re: More Funny Spam November 08, 2007 at 07:32 PM UTC #
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Is that Yeats or Keats? I always get them confused.
Sammy Cahn.
lwoxley
Joined: October 06, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 4792
Re: More Funny Spam November 08, 2007 at 10:04 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Shemp:
Keats and Yeats are on your side
While Wilde is on mine

…Moz
Nice pick up…that's were I was going with it, and I think GGW began the journey….
jd930
Joined: May 03, 2005 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 185
Re: More Funny Spam November 09, 2007 at 01:43 PM UTC #
Originally posted by BookerT:
A man without big penis is like the sky without birds.

With new inches - new women.
CHECK NOW
You can enlarge your nose to make women think that you have a big penis, but it's easier to enlarge your penis.
lNuiDw WKzeL
Becasuse you know what they say about men with big noses. What?
jaguar
Joined: October 28, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 3869
Re: More Funny Spam November 09, 2007 at 05:12 PM UTC #
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Is that Yeats or Keats? I always get them confused.
i.m. cummings
jd930
Joined: May 03, 2005 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 185
Re: More Funny Spam November 09, 2007 at 06:07 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Jaguar:
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Is that Yeats or Keats? I always get them confused.
i.m. cummings
heh heh, good one.
nkotb
Joined: August 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 6500
Re: More Funny Spam November 09, 2007 at 07:15 PM UTC #
There's no need to enumerate all the advantages of the bigger pen!s
azaghal1981
Joined: June 17, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 12035
Re: More Funny Spam November 11, 2007 at 07:27 PM UTC #
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nkotb
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Posts: 6500
Re: More Funny Spam November 14, 2007 at 03:59 PM UTC #
From: Conor chini

Subject: nuteksal

Body: if you have a fat pocket, you need a fat cock… do it with this

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sweetcell
Joined: July 18, 2006 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 22608
Re: More Funny Spam November 14, 2007 at 11:11 PM UTC #
Subject: Men with big penises always see a happy face next to them every morning.

Your penis will be so big the whole hockey team can fit there.
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and:

Subject: Now your penis will fit only in pelican's mouth.
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