got goth? (jokes)

please share your goth jokes here:
(i'll start)
Q: what's the difference between a goth girl and a goth guy?

A: about 200lbs


Q: how do you get a goth out of a tree?
A: cut the rope

thats mean, be nice to the goths..


Q: How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?


A: What's a lightbulb?
What's the difference between a Goth and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

How many goths does it take to change a light bulb

None, but one does have to light the candle.


How many goths does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they just embrace the darkness.
there are no more "goths" at my school…

they all
1) graduated
2) grew up!
3) hopped onto the emo trend
4) lost there fake vampire teeth…haha…

Q: why didn't the goth cross the road

A: because she never left the house.

(probably beacue the fat bitch couldn't fit through the door…)