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Favorite Seinfeld Episode?

Chisai Fry
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Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 04:34 PM UTC #
Do we dare venture and start "The Best Simpsons" episode?
bsuss
Joined: January 13, 2005 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 04:35 PM UTC #
I double dog dare you!
Venerable Bede
Joined: October 16, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 04:39 PM UTC #
monorail! say it again, monorail!
bsuss
Joined: January 13, 2005 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 04:49 PM UTC #
It tastes like burning!
nkotb
Joined: August 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 6500
Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 04:49 PM UTC #
Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you!

Homer: Batman?

Marge: No, he's a scientist.

Homer: Batman's a scientist.

Marge: It's not Batman!

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
monorail! say it again, monorail!
thirsty moore
Joined: January 11, 2000 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 04:50 PM UTC #
Behold… The ultimate pog.
Sir HC
Joined: August 31, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 04:53 PM UTC #
One word:

Crudler!
bsuss
Joined: January 13, 2005 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 04:57 PM UTC #
dad ham and bacon come from the same animal.
HOMER: oh sure they both come some magical animal!
Chisai Fry
Joined: January 19, 2005 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 05:07 PM UTC #
"you're going to heaven!"
Sir HC
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Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 05:07 PM UTC #
Originally posted by eastcoastbrian:
dad ham and bacon come from the same animal.
HOMER: oh sure they both come some magical animal!
It was three meats, pork, ham and bacon. Right?
Guiny
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Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 05:09 PM UTC #
Originally posted by pollard:
I have a sudden urge to sell all of my Simpsons DVDs ;) [/QB]
I'll take any after the first season off your hands. :p
nkotb
Joined: August 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 6500
Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 05:13 PM UTC #
Sea Captain: Yar, Im running a school for lobsters, we practice tough love, daily chores etc.

Marge: We're not sending the lobster to a snooty boarding school!

Sea captain: I understand, it can be hard to let go. Tell me this then… do ye have any spare change?
bsuss
Joined: January 13, 2005 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 05:25 PM UTC #
No, No Lisa if adults don't like their job they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half assed.
bsuss
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Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 05:27 PM UTC #
I like my beer cold…my tv loud…and my homosexuals flaming!
Venerable Bede
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Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 05:28 PM UTC #
everything's coming up milhouse!
bsuss
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Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 05:31 PM UTC #
me lose brain? uh oh! Ha Ha Ha! why me laugh?
Chisai Fry
Joined: January 19, 2005 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 73
Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 06:21 PM UTC #
Look Lisa, it says, "I choo-choo-choose you to be My Valentine!"
El Tee
Joined: October 09, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 06:31 PM UTC #
Marge: "Kids can be so cruel."
Bart: "We can? COOL!" <runs off>

Bart finding enjoyment when his legs stick to a vinyl booth at a restaurant.
kcjones119
Joined: May 04, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 06:34 PM UTC #
The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your fist.
kcjones119
Joined: May 04, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Favorite Seinfeld Episode? January 21, 2005 at 06:36 PM UTC #
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"Mr Sparkle…..awesoma powah!"
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