I say he's going to continue living in poor health and then die in a popemobile crash on December 3, 2035.
Anybody else have a guess for when the Pope will croak?
Anybody else have a guess for when the Pope will croak?
The Pope Pool
my friends and i have a death pool that we compile just after new years…we each choose a list of 10 or so people that we think will kick it this year and whoever picks the most correctly is the winner. i just happened to put the pope on my list this year…shit, do i feel guilty now!?!
The devil has all the best tunes and only the good die young.
I have been burnt too many times predicting his demise.
I have been burnt too many times predicting his demise.
Originally posted by Sam Pulsize:This "bet" is surprising considering you jumped all over everyone when Reagan died. Okay, maybe this isn't so surprising.
I say he's going to continue living in poor health and then die in a popemobile crash on December 3, 2035.
Anybody else have a guess for when the Pope will croak?
I promise I won't make jokes when the Pope dies.
The joke is more about his resiliency than about making fun of his poor health or potential death. Any mortal man would have died from one of his numerous ailments years ago. But the Pope just lives on and on. What a tough guy!
The joke is more about his resiliency than about making fun of his poor health or potential death. Any mortal man would have died from one of his numerous ailments years ago. But the Pope just lives on and on. What a tough guy!
Originally posted by El Tee:
Originally posted by Sam Pulsize:This "bet" is surprising considering you jumped all over everyone when Reagan died. Okay, maybe this isn't so surprising.
I say he's going to continue living in poor health and then die in a popemobile crash on December 3, 2035.
Anybody else have a guess for when the Pope will croak?
I guess the power of Christ compels him…
Originally posted by Sam Pulsize:
I promise I won't make jokes when the Pope dies.
The joke is more about his resiliency than about making fun of his poor health or potential death. Any mortal man would have died from one of his numerous ailments years ago. But the Pope just lives on and on. What a tough guy!
Originally posted by Sam Pulsize:He has outlived the Nazis. The KGB tried to assasinate him, without success.
the Pope just lives on and on. What a tough guy!
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He could probably still kick your ass.
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Originally posted by Dan Salnight:But what's the question?
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Originally posted by Lotan Baba:Or he is friends w/ Mel Gibson. ;)
I guess the power of Christ compels him…
This is from Adam Felber's blog, Fanatical Apathy. I think people on the Forum will enjoy this one. http://www.felbers.net/mt/
Pope on the Ropes
Death is bearing down on the Pope, his enemies closing in on him. And as we all know, there's nothing more dangerous than a pope who's been backed into a corner. In all of nature, no creature lashes back with such vehemence and ferocity - just when you think a pope is down for the count, just when he seems most vulnerable, that's when the teeth are bared, the coiled old muscles begin to gather in a predatory crouch, and LOOK OUT!
So for those of you who didn't hear the high-pitched, keening battle cry - the Pope's new book is here, and the melee is on.
Awwwww yeah! Watch the Pope lays some serious smackdown on gays, whose quest to marry is part of the "new ideology of evil." Pow! Their agenda is "insidious and hidden." Kabam!
Throwing off the gays, the Pope is gathering a head of steam. His red eyes brighten and glow as he paws the ground aggressively, regathering his strength. A nearby pro-choice advocate smiles nervously, her confidence dwindling under the papal glare. Steam jets from the holy nostrils… and he charges! Abortion is a "legal extermination." Crunch! It's comparable to the Holocaust. Ka-smash! The haughty activist lies twisted and broken, and the Pope steps out of the shadows, breathing hard, ready for more. An evil condom salesman who'd been lurking nearby, ready to offer the coup-de-grace, throws down his wicked wares and runs screaming into the urban night as the small, powerful, pious silhouette stalks forward into the streets…
It's refreshing to see this revitalization, especially today. It's time that someone in the Church had the guts to stand up and try to motivate the faithful to return to strict, fundamental values that brook no compromise with other points of view and other faiths. For a while there it almost looked like Catholics were going to miss out on the hottest trend of the 21st century.
Now if we could only get a Buddhist leader to start dishing out the ideological smackdown… maybe an aggressive koan or two along the lines of "Those who do not seek enlightenment are going DOWN, muthafucka!" As the Pope has shown, it's time to represent.
Pope on the Ropes
Death is bearing down on the Pope, his enemies closing in on him. And as we all know, there's nothing more dangerous than a pope who's been backed into a corner. In all of nature, no creature lashes back with such vehemence and ferocity - just when you think a pope is down for the count, just when he seems most vulnerable, that's when the teeth are bared, the coiled old muscles begin to gather in a predatory crouch, and LOOK OUT!
So for those of you who didn't hear the high-pitched, keening battle cry - the Pope's new book is here, and the melee is on.
Awwwww yeah! Watch the Pope lays some serious smackdown on gays, whose quest to marry is part of the "new ideology of evil." Pow! Their agenda is "insidious and hidden." Kabam!
Throwing off the gays, the Pope is gathering a head of steam. His red eyes brighten and glow as he paws the ground aggressively, regathering his strength. A nearby pro-choice advocate smiles nervously, her confidence dwindling under the papal glare. Steam jets from the holy nostrils… and he charges! Abortion is a "legal extermination." Crunch! It's comparable to the Holocaust. Ka-smash! The haughty activist lies twisted and broken, and the Pope steps out of the shadows, breathing hard, ready for more. An evil condom salesman who'd been lurking nearby, ready to offer the coup-de-grace, throws down his wicked wares and runs screaming into the urban night as the small, powerful, pious silhouette stalks forward into the streets…
It's refreshing to see this revitalization, especially today. It's time that someone in the Church had the guts to stand up and try to motivate the faithful to return to strict, fundamental values that brook no compromise with other points of view and other faiths. For a while there it almost looked like Catholics were going to miss out on the hottest trend of the 21st century.
Now if we could only get a Buddhist leader to start dishing out the ideological smackdown… maybe an aggressive koan or two along the lines of "Those who do not seek enlightenment are going DOWN, muthafucka!" As the Pope has shown, it's time to represent.
Hmmm….I think I just won myself a card that says "Go Directly to the First Circle of Hell. Go straight past Purgatory. Don't even think about Heaven."
I'm not a fan of the Pope but I still get this bizarre guilt everytime I diss him or his compatriots. Maybe I was Catholic in a previous life. Or maybe I spend too much time hanging outside Catholic girls schools.
I'm not a fan of the Pope but I still get this bizarre guilt everytime I diss him or his compatriots. Maybe I was Catholic in a previous life. Or maybe I spend too much time hanging outside Catholic girls schools.
I could have given ashes out at work (a Catholic nursing home) on Ash Wednesday but I didn't want to get involved. (You know, those little Hindu looking cross of ashes on the forehead.)
They would like me to take classes to become a Euchuristic minister so that I can distribute communion. No fucking way! I'll stick with my heathen ways.
Now I'm being forced to conduct spiritual activities at least 3 times a week.
Also, I'm being forced to work with the Sisters Of Mercy to help create some recorded music for the demented residents at work. Unfortunately, it's not the band. Or even the hookers.
This is so wrong on so many levels!
What did I do so right to deserve this!? :roll:
They would like me to take classes to become a Euchuristic minister so that I can distribute communion. No fucking way! I'll stick with my heathen ways.
Now I'm being forced to conduct spiritual activities at least 3 times a week.
Also, I'm being forced to work with the Sisters Of Mercy to help create some recorded music for the demented residents at work. Unfortunately, it's not the band. Or even the hookers.
This is so wrong on so many levels!
What did I do so right to deserve this!? :roll:
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