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Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick

martinrob
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Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick July 25, 2007 at 09:23 PM UTC #
What's up dawg?
walkonby
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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick July 25, 2007 at 09:24 PM UTC #
we call it riding the gravy train.

it's a dog eat dog world out there.
walkonby
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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick July 25, 2007 at 09:49 PM UTC #
where's al sharpton?
beetsnotbeats
Joined: May 18, 2005 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick July 25, 2007 at 11:10 PM UTC #
I'm thinking of something he can do, and it's to the tune "How Much Is That Doggy In The Window."
RatBastard
Joined: January 07, 2003 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick July 26, 2007 at 01:46 AM UTC #
I bet you are dog tired after all that.
lwoxley
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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick July 26, 2007 at 12:37 PM UTC #
His attorney

"If de dawg dont bite, the charges are shyte"
kcjones119
Joined: May 04, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick July 26, 2007 at 12:46 PM UTC #
You got some up-dog on your shoe. Oh wait, that's a piece of actual dog.

You look sick as a dog.

Royal Tenenbaum: That? That's just dog's blood.
RatBastard
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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick July 26, 2007 at 01:21 PM UTC #
His new theme song includes these lyrics…

Sick As A Dog, what's your story
Sick As A Dog, a cat got your tongue
Sick As A Dog, you'll be sorry
Sick As A Dog, 'cause you're really ain't that young

(Aerosmith - Sick as a Dog)
Rhett Miller
Joined: November 15, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick July 26, 2007 at 01:27 PM UTC #
I'm going on vacation. Do you know a good dogsitter?
kosmo
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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick July 26, 2007 at 01:46 PM UTC #
oh where, oh where has my little dog gone?

did old yeller make you happy?
kmdobrz
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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick July 26, 2007 at 03:47 PM UTC #
Yo, bro, why is that Goodell dude hounding you so much?
godsshoeshine
Joined: September 18, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick July 26, 2007 at 04:21 PM UTC #
so training camp really is rough during those dog days of summer, right?
walkonby
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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick July 26, 2007 at 05:06 PM UTC #
doggonit'

are you only person in the norfolk/virginia beach area doing this, because i thought it was a simple standard of living down there?

you're brother must be proud. didn't he pull a shotgun on someone in a mcdonald's parking lot in suffolk in an "apparent drug deal"?
Guiny
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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick July 26, 2007 at 06:06 PM UTC #
Who let the dogs out?
martinrob
Joined: December 20, 2006 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick July 27, 2007 at 03:05 AM UTC #
Vick's favorite song, "Smack my bitch up" by Prodigy.
elj
Joined: October 09, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick July 27, 2007 at 03:07 AM UTC #
Herpes is a bitch, yo!
pjrudolph
Joined: January 05, 2005 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick July 27, 2007 at 03:22 AM UTC #
Originally posted by Buck Satan:
Who let the dogs out?
damn, that was the one I wanted to post.
RatBastard
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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick July 27, 2007 at 04:36 AM UTC #
Dog Dog
Dog eat Dog
walkonby
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Re: Things not to ask/say to Mike Vick July 27, 2007 at 02:32 PM UTC #
didn't you have a new shoe coming out? my dog ate my last pair.
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