Smooth Criminal (Investigation)

Here's a nugget from rollingstone.com:

"The raid came on the same day that Jackson's Number Ones greatest hits album was released. The collection features the new song "One More Chance," written by R. Kelly. "

another link

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
Will we hear testimony of the alleged victim describing in minute lurid detail the anatomy of Jacko's, ahem, male member, and it's alleged splotchiness due to a wicked case of vitiglio doubtless brought on by the king of pop's many years of chemical peels?

Holy shit, you mean the forty policemen with the search warrant at Neverland were looking for–gulp–has the surgery fetish gone that far?

"…[O]ne person who is shitting even more bricks than Michael Jackson:

Fat ass […] slob Debbie Rowe.

She's mortified those two kids she gave birth to for Jacko will be given to her when MJ goes up the river. She thought she was home free, with all the millions Jackson gave her for enduring 2 pregnancies with these Rosemary's Baby-type fetuses. . .now she may be shackled to them for the next decade or so. . .how will she be able to enjoy her ill-gotten gain with those 2 little Jacksons scampering around her 24 hours a day?"

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<img src="http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/pictures/jackson.jpg" alt=" - " />

What's black and comes in little white cans?
Michael Jackson.

Elton John just re-released an old song of his to help Michael pay his legal fees…"Don't let your son go down on me"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and dangerous for little children to be around, and the other one you use to put your groceries in.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One walked on the moon….and the other one sodomizes little boys.

<img src="http://home.earthlink.net/~lelandgaunt/mjs.jpg" alt=" - " /> Rawk on ! (RealAudio required)

Is it just me or does anyone else see a resemblance?


<img src="http://www.moviefans.de/a-z/c/cat-in-the-hat/cat.jpg" alt=" - " />

This website almost makes it sound like a holiday in Brit gaol ! (NOTE: Skip Site Guide)

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
This website almost makes it sound like a holiday in Brit gaol ! (NOTE: Skip Site Guide)

I think the Brit prisons are more luxurious than American ones.

BTW…What's the difference between a "GAOL" and "JAIL"?

<img src="http://216.40.250.77/public_html/Binnes/01122003/images/michael_jackson_on_the_run.jpg" alt=" - " />

i wonder what kid he felt for the bike….

<img src="http://216.40.250.77/public_html/Binnes/02122003/images/f17.jpg" alt=" - " />

Jack launches yet another website to deflect shit-storm

<img src="http://www.eleet.demon.co.uk/b3ta/jacko.jpg" alt=" - " />
<img src="http://images.indistinct.co.uk/b3ta/santa_jacko.jpg" alt=" - " />

<img src="http://venus.walagata.com/w/mustaqila/fincard.jpg" alt=" - " />

Escape From Neverland (flash game)