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kill a tree for christmas

anarchist
Joined: March 25, 2005 at 06:01 AM UTC
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kill a tree for christmas December 11, 2005 at 10:37 PM UTC #
when you are done with it, bring it to the curb and have the trash man pick it up.
Doctor Doom
Joined: April 23, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 3745
Re: kill a tree for christmas December 12, 2005 at 04:09 AM UTC #
Originally posted by anarchist:
when you are done with it, bring it to the curb and have the trash man pick it up.
Be sure to leave it at the curb on the designated pickup day.
markie
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 13178
Re: kill a tree for christmas December 12, 2005 at 04:16 AM UTC #
So do you feel worse about the trees, or the turkeys and the hams? What kind of an animal is a ham anyhow? I am pretty sure I have never seen one.
beetsnotbeats
Joined: May 18, 2005 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 1181
Re: kill a tree for christmas December 12, 2005 at 04:43 AM UTC #
Originally posted by MTB-Markie:
What kind of an animal is a ham anyhow? I am pretty sure I have never seen one.
Sounds like you have a beef. [rimshot] [please?]
lwoxley
Joined: October 06, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 4792
Re: kill a tree for christmas December 12, 2005 at 10:10 AM UTC #
Originally posted by MTB-Markie:
So do you feel worse about the trees, or the turkeys and the hams? What kind of an animal is a ham anyhow? I am pretty sure I have never seen one.
Not sure myself either, but they make hamburgers out of them evidently.
chaz
Joined: December 09, 2002 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5111
Re: kill a tree for christmas December 12, 2005 at 01:37 PM UTC #
Xmas trees are an agricultural product like corn or wheat. It's not like people are stomping into virgin forest and chopping down every fraser fir they see. They're grown on farms. Do you feel bad for corn?
chaz
Joined: December 09, 2002 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5111
Re: kill a tree for christmas December 12, 2005 at 02:09 PM UTC #
Yup from here on out it's a diet of water and dirt for me.
lwoxley
Joined: October 06, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 4792
Re: kill a tree for christmas December 12, 2005 at 02:15 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Beings:
Yup from here on out it's a diet of water and dirt for me.
oh, that's right…take the breath right out of the fishes gills…MURDERER!
Doctor Doom
Joined: April 23, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 3745
Re: kill a tree for christmas December 12, 2005 at 02:26 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Beings:
Yup from here on out it's a diet of water and dirt for me.
Improperly-harvested dirt kills millions of worms a year.
chaz
Joined: December 09, 2002 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5111
Re: kill a tree for christmas December 12, 2005 at 02:44 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Doctor Doom:
Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Beings:
Yup from here on out it's a diet of water and dirt for me.
Improperly-harvested dirt kills millions of worms a year.
I only eat worm and microbe free organically harvested dirt.
muschi
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Re: kill a tree for christmas December 12, 2005 at 07:32 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Beings:
Yup from here on out it's a diet of water and dirt for me.
this one of the funnier threads on here
ggw
Joined: December 16, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 14237
Re: kill a tree for christmas December 12, 2005 at 07:39 PM UTC #
Originally posted by MTB-Markie:
What kind of an animal is a ham anyhow? I am pretty sure I have never seen one.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No!

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!

Homer: Heh heh heh… ooh… yeah… right, Lisa. A wonderful… magical animal.
markie
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 13178
Re: kill a tree for christmas December 12, 2005 at 07:43 PM UTC #
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:

Homer: Heh heh heh… ooh… yeah… right, Lisa. A wonderful… magical animal.
Nice spot, my reply was inspired by that.

I wonder if Anarchist has these on his Christmas tree:

<img src="http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/11024.jpg" alt=" - " />
lwoxley
Joined: October 06, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 4792
Re: kill a tree for christmas December 13, 2005 at 10:48 AM UTC #
Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Beings:
Originally posted by Doctor Doom:
Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Beings:
Improperly-harvested dirt kills millions of worms a year.
I only eat worm
Hee-hee…he said he eats worms.
kosmo
Joined: September 23, 1999 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 16329
Re: kill a tree for christmas December 13, 2005 at 02:02 PM UTC #
i pound dirt
lwoxley
Joined: October 06, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 4792
Re: kill a tree for christmas December 13, 2005 at 02:42 PM UTC #
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
i pound dirt
Hee-hee he said……..oh never mind.
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