Tookie Toast

Buy Tookie Toast !
Is it because he's black?
do you like to draw . . . on toast. then send in your best interpretation of anything from jesus to that bastard barney the purple dinosaur on a piece of burnt toast, using whatever instrument (knife, spoon, crackpipe) you'd like, and send it to:

house of "toast for ebay"
55378008 (that's boobless backwards on a calculator) fast money way
richmond, virginia