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Actually, being called "fatso" was the greatest thing that ever happened to me when I was younger. Served as lifelong inspiration to choose a lifestyle that helped rid me of that tag and be a more healthy person.
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
Actually, being called "fatso" was the greatest thing that ever happened to me when I was younger. Served as lifelong inspiration to choose a lifestyle that helped rid me of that tag and be a more healthy person.
So, did being called "faggot" make you go straight?
No, but it made me move the hell out of upstate NY.

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
Actually, being called "fatso" was the greatest thing that ever happened to me when I was younger. Served as lifelong inspiration to choose a lifestyle that helped rid me of that tag and be a more healthy person.
So, did being called "faggot" make you go straight?
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
[QB] Yes, but if some woman came on here and proclaimed she had a set of 34 D's, you and have the board would be all over her body type like a bunch of dumb little teenagers.

Originally posted by Bubba:
[qb]

Sure.

Gather 'round me, everybody
Gather 'round me while I'm preachin'
Feel a sermon comin' on me
The topic will be sin and that's what I'm ag'in'
If you wanna hear my story
The settle back and just sit tight
While I start reviewin'
The attitude of doin' right


You've got to accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative
And latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with Mister In-Between

You've got to spread joy up to the maximum
Bring gloom down to the minimum
Have faith or pandemonium's
Liable to walk upon the scene

To illustrate my last remark
Jonah in the whale, Noah in the ark
What did they do just when everything looked so dark?

(Man, they said "We'd better accentuate the positive")
("Eliminate the negative")
("And latch on to the affirmative")
Don't mess with Mister In-Between (No!)
Don't mess with Mister In-Between

(Ya got to spread joy up to the maximum)
(Bring gloom down to the minimum)
(Have faith or pandemonium's)
(Liable to walk upon the scene)

You got to ac (yes, yes) -cent-tchu-ate the positive
Eliminate (yes, yes) the negative
And latch (yes, yes) on to the affirmative
Don't mess with Mister In-Between
No, don't mess with Mister In-Between
What about we women who don't have 34Ds? Should we get pissed off at Rhett yet again today for making us not feel perfect?
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
[QB] No, but it made me move the hell out of upstate NY.



So it upset you so much about being called names that you moved out of the state, yet you are still mean enough to call other's names. Didn't you learn ANYTHING from being called fatso and faggot?
Originally posted by Jaguär:
What about we women who don't have 34Ds? Should we get pissed off at Rhett yet again today for making us not feel perfect?
No Jag, your 32 Es look just swell.
$2.89 for homo milk!! :eek: Yet more proof of Americas predjudice against the gay and lesbian communities.
Originally posted by mankie:
$2.89 for homo milk!! :eek: Yet more proof of Americas predjudice against the gay and lesbian communities.
yeah, but would you want to do the milking?
Yes, I did.

Change my life in such a way that the insults won't exist (fatso), or will be scarce enough or think of those making them in such a negative light such that it won't bother me (faggot).


Originally posted by mankie:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
[QB] No, but it made me move the hell out of upstate NY.



So it upset you so much about being called names that you moved out of the state, yet you are still mean enough to call other's names. Didn't you learn ANYTHING from being called fatso and faggot?
Originally posted by Bubba:
Originally posted by Jaguär:
What about we women who don't have 34Ds? Should we get pissed off at Rhett yet again today for making us not feel perfect?
No Jag, your 32 Es look just swell.
And your arse more than makes up for them! ;)
Originally posted by Bubba:
Originally posted by Jaguär:
What about we women who don't have 34Ds? Should we get pissed off at Rhett yet again today for making us not feel perfect?
No Jag, your 32 Es look just swell.
Gee, thanks Bubba! :D
The B.S. here is getting knee deep.
<img src="http://www.boners.com/content/790785.1.jpg" alt=" - " />
I'm sending this post for evaluation!
Originally posted by Bubba:
Originally posted by mankie:
$2.89 for homo milk!! :eek: Yet more proof of Americas predjudice against the gay and lesbian communities.
yeah, but would you want to do the milking?
I bet you can buy chocolate milk with food stamps!
Originally posted by Jaguär:
…..but I'd be popping snaps with 32s, and stashing loads of tissue paper with Es.
:D
Oh well……

I think with boobs its hard to go to far wrong really. I even like meatloafs.
Originally posted by Jaguär:
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Gee, thanks Bubba! :D
I'd like to pop your snaps..huh huh huh!
wrong.

exhibit A:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000268.html

Originally posted by Bubba:
Originally posted by Jaguär:
…..but I'd be popping snaps with 32s, and stashing loads of tissue paper with Es.
:D
Oh well……

I think with boobs its hard to go to far wrong really. I even like meatloafs.
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
Yes, I did.

Change my life in such a way that the insults won't exist (fatso), or will be scarce enough or think of those making them in such a negative light such that it won't bother me (faggot).

what about HEALTH…that's the reason not to be fat…plenty of "fat" people are actually really cute