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mankie
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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 05:46 PM UTC #
Originally posted by jadetree:
Originally posted by mankie:
No, Americans shit…Birds custard.

You'll have to get yank to send you a packet and make some….it's the best. Then the next morning if there's any left over, when gone it's all thick and puddingie, it's the perfect breakfast.
mmmm, my parents used to make it to put on pie, but I use to just ask for the custard please, probably why I have a body type that Rhett and Celeste would disapprove of
Don't feel bad….when you've been on this board a little longer you will realize that only Rhett and Celeste are perfect.

That's it, I'm making some Birds custard tonight. I wish it was going home time now!
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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 05:46 PM UTC #
Originally posted by jadetree:
Originally posted by mankie:
No, Americans shit…Birds custard.

You'll have to get yank to send you a packet and make some….it's the best. Then the next morning if there's any left over, when gone it's all thick and puddingie, it's the perfect breakfast.
mmmm, my parents used to make it to put on pie, but I use to just ask for the custard please, probably why I have a body type that Rhett and Celeste would disapprove of
Yeah, but you know how to enjoy life and keep friends. ;)
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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 06:00 PM UTC #
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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 06:07 PM UTC #
I mentioned Spotted Dick just last week…and the photo even shows Birds custard poured over it…off to Rodmans it is then for a tin of chocolate pudding or spotted dick.

Actually, in this politically correct country we call the USA it would have to be renamed "Freckled Richard" I'm sure.
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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 06:14 PM UTC #
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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 06:15 PM UTC #
Originally posted by mankie:
… off to Rodmans it is then for a tin of chocolate pudding or spotted dick.
Oh, really? I'd be careful if I were you. You may want to inquire how his dick got spotted.

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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 06:18 PM UTC #
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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 06:18 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Jaguär:
Originally posted by mankie:
… off to Rodmans it is then for a tin of chocolate pudding or spotted dick.
Oh, really? I'd be careful if I were you. You may want to inquire how his dick got spotted.

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I'm sorry but I have to say…black people look completely stupid when they dye their hair blonde.
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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 06:20 PM UTC #
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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 06:20 PM UTC #
Originally posted by jadetree:
mmmm, my parents used to make it to put on pie, but I use to just ask for the custard please, probably why I have a body type that Rhett and Celeste would disapprove of
quit yer cryin' jadtetree…you know I love you (though you may not care)
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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 06:20 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Marumsco Hills:
"National Faggot Week (January 26-February 1). "
Gee, the week of my birthday and they have to be faggots. This girl just can't win!
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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 06:23 PM UTC #
Originally posted by mankie:
I'm sorry but I have to say…black people look completely stupid when they dye their hair blonde.
most people do, racist!
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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 06:29 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Celeste:
quit yer cryin' jadtetree…you know I love you (though you may not care)
oh I am not crying, but I have to say I found the original comment to Dulcinea pretty tacky
Jaguär
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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 06:35 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Celeste:
Originally posted by mankie:
I'm sorry but I have to say…black people look completely stupid when they dye their hair blonde.
most people do, racist!
Don't worry Mankie, she called me a racist last week and I didn't say a damned thing about anyone's race or even the hint of it. It was one of those "politically correct" incorrect assumptions. :roll:
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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 06:39 PM UTC #
Originally posted by jadetree:
Originally posted by Celeste:
quit yer cryin' jadtetree…you know I love you (though you may not care)
oh I am not crying, but I have to say I found the original comment to Dulcinea pretty tacky
yeah…but funny

…if dulcinea is lurking out there, I will say to her that nobody meant to hurt your feelings…you may be a very voluptuous little fox who got thrown off a stage at a crappy concert…but even if you're not, no matter…hold your head up high, girl…
mankie
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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 06:42 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Jaguär:
Originally posted by Celeste:
Originally posted by mankie:
I'm sorry but I have to say…black people look completely stupid when they dye their hair blonde.
most people do, racist!
Don't worry Mankie, she called me a racist last week and I didn't say a damned thing about anyone's race or even the hint of it. It was one of those "politically correct" incorrect assumptions. :roll:
Have I ever worried about what anyone says…."racist" is now the PC default comeback, but I'm sure you already know that. I would like to know what's racist about the comment I made though, not that I give a crap, but it would be fun having the two idiots come up with something.

I guess it is okay to be a "fatist" though.
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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 06:44 PM UTC #
looks like you bit the bait
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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 06:51 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Celeste:
looks like you bit the bait
No, we threw the fish back in the dirty waters.
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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 07:35 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Celeste:
looks like you bit the bait
Be careful the chain doesn't come off the bike you're back-pedalling.
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Re: David Blaine September 29, 2003 at 08:13 PM UTC #
Originally posted by mankie:
Originally posted by Celeste:
looks like you bit the bait
Be careful the chain doesn't come off the bike you're back-pedalling.
I'm not back-pedalling…you must know I don't care about your racist comments…I'm just funnin' on how you all love to jump on Rhett for being a racist or a fatist or whatever…but, I like your bike-centric poetry and Jag's line about the dirty water
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