Dustin Hoffman Doping Scandal

Originally posted by j_lee:
Oh…I didn't realize you all were on a "Marty" basis with him personally.
it's a special privelage that's only reserved for his, um, escorts who happen to do something that – to quote a mighty wind – most others won't.
Originally posted by HoyaSaxa03:
escorts who happen to do something
Speaking of escorts, what's the deal with the FORD Escort? Doesn't escort really mean "WHORE"? What were they thinking at FORD's marketing department on that fateful day, "Hey, I know. Lets name this piece of shit, 'The 1998 Ford Prostitute'? Millions of proles will be forced to buy it and we can have a good laugh when we all pass them doing 85 in our BMW's!"?