nkotb
Joined: August 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: am i a dork?
November 28, 2007 at 09:59 PM UTC
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When you're right, you're right. Sort of like how I wish I was a smoker so I could take a 15 minute break every hour.
Originally posted by Brain Walrus:
I sometimes wish men got periods too, so we could have a guaranteed sick day (or two) each month, or an excuse to kill your spouse and get away with it if they piss you off.
elj
Joined: October 09, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: am i a dork?
November 28, 2007 at 10:00 PM UTC
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And I wish I was still blind so I could wear a bitchin' eye patch!
walkonby
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Re: am i a dork?
November 28, 2007 at 10:22 PM UTC
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i wish i was straight, so moby wouldn't want to have me as a son.
lwoxley
Joined: October 06, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: am i a dork?
November 28, 2007 at 10:24 PM UTC
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Originally posted by nkotb:
When you're right, you're right. Sort of like how I wish I was a smoker so I could take a 15 minute break every hour.
Originally posted by Brain Walrus:
I sometimes wish men got periods too, so we could have a guaranteed sick day (or two) each month, or an excuse to kill your spouse and get away with it if they piss you off.
I have a theory on that too - they should allow smoking in the workplace so the non-smokers can go outside for a break every 15 minutes when a smoker sparks up.
Relaxer
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: am i a dork?
November 28, 2007 at 10:24 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
Noel at 01:25
Brian
That's pretty funny. Noel emphatically loves cigarettes, clothes, and his new bed, but only mentions his daughter at the very end as an afterthought and doesn't mention his girlfriend/wife at all. Class.
At least Liam had the sense to put his mother at #2 and his kids and wife at #3. Of course, his #1 was "me".
And neither of them mentioned each other.
lwoxley
Joined: October 06, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: am i a dork?
November 28, 2007 at 10:25 PM UTC
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Originally posted by walkonby:
i wish i was straight, so moby wouldn't want to have me as a son.
I wish I was gay so I could wear cool clothes that, well, make me look gay if I wear them at the moment.
Venerable Bede
Joined: October 16, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: am i a dork?
November 29, 2007 at 08:19 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Brain Walrus:
Originally posted by walkonby:
i wish i was straight, so moby wouldn't want to have me as a son.
I wish I was gay so I could wear cool clothes that, well, make me look gay if I wear them at the moment.
well, you are (or were) english. same thing.
Brian_Walalce
Joined: May 16, 2005 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 1484
Re: am i a dork?
November 29, 2007 at 08:27 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
Originally posted by Brain Walrus:
Originally posted by walkonby:
i wish i was straight, so moby wouldn't want to have me as a son.
I wish I was gay so I could wear cool clothes that, well, make me look gay if I wear them at the moment.
well, you are (or were) english. same thing.
"English blood, sexually-confused/sartorially-challenged heart…."
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lwoxley
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Re: am i a dork?
November 29, 2007 at 11:23 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
Originally posted by Brain Walrus:
Originally posted by walkonby:
i wish i was straight, so moby wouldn't want to have me as a son.
I wish I was gay so I could wear cool clothes that, well, make me look gay if I wear them at the moment.
well, you are (or were) english. same thing.
What? Gay or wear cool clothes?
walkonby
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Re: am i a dork?
November 29, 2007 at 11:25 PM UTC
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since when do gay people wear cool clothes? zac efron dresses like shit.
