Gay necrophilia, go cluck a duck!
That explains the lack of pants.
<img src="http://www.toonstown.com/Donald%20Duck%203523d.jpg" alt=" - " />
…And the validity of the epithet, "Fuck a duck!"
<img src="http://www.toonstown.com/Donald%20Duck%203523d.jpg" alt=" - " />
…And the validity of the epithet, "Fuck a duck!"
Probably explains the frown too…