oh . . . my . . . god . . . thank . . . you . . . jesus

ashlee simpson is playing at dar.

i need to do a hoe down jig, i'm so excited.

fifty bucks says she can't even sell out that place, and then she'll have to cancel and attempt to play someplace like . . . the dc armory.

everyone feel free to mouth a responce that's not in synch with what you really meant to say.

she wont cancel due to lack of ticket sales…………..

it will be due to a throat infection……. flu……….prior commitments………..flood……….locusts………..fire………. ;)

Originally posted by walkonby:
ashlee simpson is playing at dar.

i need to do a hoe down jig, i'm so excited.

fifty bucks says she can't even sell out that place, and then she'll have to cancel and attempt to play someplace like . . . the dc armory.

I was surprised to find out yesterday that her album is triple platinum. That's alotta hoedowning.

you did see her do a hoedown on SNL right? its on ebaums world, the funniest video i have seen in a while.

I saw her (the physical her, not he performing her) in LA this weekend at KROQ Almost Acoustic Xmas on Sat night. She's surprisingly hot in real life - much better looking than I ever would have guessed.

Oh, and "you're welcome" walkonby.

She'll cancel because they will lose the back ground tape with her voice on it.

Originally posted by vansmack:
I saw her (the physical her, not he performing her) in LA this weekend at KROQ Almost Acoustic Xmas on Sat night. She's surprisingly hot in real life - much better looking than I ever would have guessed.

Oh, and "you're welcome" walkonby.

does this mean, that you are jesus, or are you are to blame that she's playing at dar?

What acid reducer Rx is sponsoring this event?

Originally posted by Rob_Gee:
She'll cancel because they will lose the back ground tape with her voice on it.

and it will be her band's fault

the sad thing is..i think it will sell out..with teenies and teenie stations such as hot995 talking about it every other song, they'll flock.

maybe we should consider going to stand outside and protest with some signs and have a keg party.

Originally posted by tiffson:

maybe we should consider going to stand outside and checking out all the young girlies who admire her.

That is an excellent idea!

^nice…but not what i had in mind.

Originally posted by walkonby:
does this mean, that you are jesus, or are you are to blame that she's playing at dar?

Both.

Back in 85 when Madonna played Merriweather and I was a stupid teen we went around outside with homemade (yeah Rhett!) t-shirts saying Madonna sucked. Oh how we didn't realize that we had it good back then…

Still better than that would be to find her mic's frequency and transmitt better lyrics yourself between songs. Imagine taping a verse and at the end of the song when she goes to thank everyone that the lyrics come out again…

Originally posted by Sir HC:
Back in 85 when Madonna played Merriweather and I was a stupid teen we went around outside with homemade (yeah Rhett!) t-shirts saying Madonna sucked. Oh how we didn't realize that we had it good back then…

Still better than that would be to find her mic's frequency and transmitt better lyrics yourself between songs. Imagine taping a verse and at the end of the song when she goes to thank everyone that the lyrics come out again…

…Never woulda worked! Madonna has roving bands of jammers on her payroll who roam outside the venues with Yagis. If caught, they'ld have suspended you by the ankles and whipped the soles of your feet with rubber hoses mercilessly. You're very lucky.

Originally posted by tiffson:
the sad thing is..i think it will sell out..with teenies and teenie stations such as hot995 talking about it every other song, they'll flock.

maybe we should consider going to stand outside and protest with some signs and have a keg party.

[tounge firmly in cheek]

how dare you rip into a musician like that! subjectivity like this should be roundly criticized and ridiculed! we were all one once and liked to listen to angsty music like the smiths and the cure!

this forum is not the place to cast aspersions upon hard-working folks with large fan bases.

Originally posted by Frieda Slaves:
…Never woulda worked! Madonna has roving bands of jammers on her payroll who roam outside the venues with Yagis. If caught, they'ld have suspended you by the ankles and whipped the soles of your feet with rubber hoses mercilessly. You're very lucky.

You make that sounds like it's a BAD thing! ;)

i remember hearing this story, that at a hillary duff concert somewhere last year, an elementary school principal was caught groping a teenie teen buttocks.

"mangla" reigns supreme at these shows, and the show must go on.

Originally posted by Frieda Slaves:

Originally posted by Sir HC:
Back in 85 when Madonna played Merriweather and I was a stupid teen we went around outside with homemade (yeah Rhett!) t-shirts saying Madonna sucked. Oh how we didn't realize that we had it good back then…

Still better than that would be to find her mic's frequency and transmitt better lyrics yourself between songs. Imagine taping a verse and at the end of the song when she goes to thank everyone that the lyrics come out again…

…Never woulda worked! Madonna has roving bands of jammers on her payroll who roam outside the venues with Yagis. If caught, they'ld have suspended you by the ankles and whipped the soles of your feet with rubber hoses mercilessly. You're very lucky.

If they whip me while they are topless, heck might be worth it.

Still someday I hope to get the transmitter thing going and have fun with Bono.

Originally posted by Sir HC:
If they whip me while they are topless, heck might be worth it.

Still someday I hope to get the transmitter thing going and have fun with Bono.

Now there's something you don't see every day, a sentence with both 'fun' & 'Bono' in it at the same time!