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so what other crap francised themed venues are we missing out in dc?
I think there's a bar at the top of the Washington Monument.

Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
so what other crap francised themed venues are we missing out in dc?
Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
[QB] I would think the Mankster would be all for a place where the women dance on the bars.

Sounds like he's just bitter that the aforementioned women have the bad taste to go for the frat boys, and not him… :p


You really have no clue about me do you…I mean seriously.
Vassar aint the real world, babe.

Gotta go to LA for those classes…or perhaps, god forbid, England…

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,8127-941850,00.html

Exercise striptease classes began in Los Angeles three years ago. Then, they were looked on as the latest crank offering that was unlikely to catch on. Today, fitness classes which incorporate striptease movements have become so much a part of the mainstream workout scene in LA that it is rumoured that the local stripper clubs are sending their talent scouts out to the gyms.

And the phenomenon is no longer being contained within LA any more either. This month Carmen Electra, the pneumatic brunette of Baywatch fame, has launched her own aerobic striptease workout video in the United States that is destined for Britain in the spring. A new book, The S Factor: Strip Workouts for Every Woman, by Sheila Kelley, an actress and former star of the television series LA Law, is also due for release in bookshops the world over in the next few months. Aerobic striptease classes are going down faster than a stripperâ??s knickers in gyms everywhere.


Originally posted by Bags:
Hmmm, a feminist thing. Wonder when the "Bar Dancing and Empowerment" course will show up in the Vassar catalog?
I guess not.

Originally posted by mankie:
Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
[QB] I would think the Mankster would be all for a place where the women dance on the bars.

Sounds like he's just bitter that the aforementioned women have the bad taste to go for the frat boys, and not him… :p


You really have no clue about me do you…I mean seriously.
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
i made a vow long ago to never go anywhere where they had women dancing on the bar. nice to know somewhere in dc is now disqualified as well.
dancing on the bar is fine if it's sponatenous… i.e. at a fleshtones show. but when its expected and coeirced, it's like going to guns n' roses show.
alot of the silly corporate dance clubs in pittsburgh had women dancing on the bar all the time. unfortunatly, those were the only places that had better than a 3:1 guy to girl ratio. and they liked to play guns n roses…alot. bon jovi too.
I made the grave mstake of going to Joes Crabshack one time for a bite to eat…..at one point all the wait staff jumped up on the tables and started dancing…..on tables I was expected to eat food off.

Needless to say I got up and left.
Originally posted by thirsty moore:
[qb] I think there's a bar at the top of the Washington Monument.

I took a dump at the Washington mounment.
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
Why can't they just clone a couple of Bob and Ediths for the rest of us mopey indie types…
mmm…i love Bob and Ediths
Was it as good as the one you have in store for Mankie's showroom?

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
Originally posted by thirsty moore:
[qb] I think there's a bar at the top of the Washington Monument.

I took a dump at the Washington mounment.
Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
Was it as good as the one you have in store for Mankie's showroom?

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
Originally posted by thirsty moore:
[qb] I think there's a bar at the top of the Washington Monument.

I took a dump at the Washington mounment.
I always thought Dupek was "scat'erbrained" but this isn't what I had in mind.
I took a dump at the White House, too.
sounds like the world is your dumping ground
Originally posted by Celeste:
sounds like the world is your dumping ground
i had a roomate in college who peed on Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris…she said she thought it was just some church…

she was an idiot
Originally posted by MaLo:
Originally posted by Celeste:
sounds like the world is your dumping ground
i had a roomate in college who peed on Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris…she said she thought it was just some church…

Good for her. It was French, what other reason is needed?
Originally posted by MaLo:
Originally posted by Celeste:
sounds like the world is your dumping ground
i had a roomate in college who peed on Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris…she said she thought it was just some church…

she was an idiot
Whew, the coolest thing is how a chick pees on a building!
Originally posted by Celeste:
mmm chick pees

<img src="http://www.e-rcps.com/pasta/rcp/p_abc/i/chickpeas.gif" alt=" - " />
I love em, just had a load in my salad!..yum yum.
Originally posted by mankie:
Originally posted by MaLo:
Originally posted by Celeste:
sounds like the world is your dumping ground
i had a roomate in college who peed on Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris…she said she thought it was just some church…

Good for her. It was French, what other reason is needed?
peeing on churches makes baby jesus cry
About 6 years ago after that stupid movie came out I had to drive to Pennsylvania by Philly. Went the back way through Delaware on the little roads. Well there was this concrete foundation with no restaurant (evidently sat there for years) with a sign saying a Coyote Ugly was coming there. Never materialized since the movie sucked so bad (though I never saw it). I guess with people forgetting the movie existed they are trying again to make the chain.