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imrotten
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Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here August 15, 2007 at 01:38 PM UTC #
My boyfriend's shaft keeps slipping out.
bunnyman
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Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here August 15, 2007 at 02:07 PM UTC #
My new guy's shaft is enormous and my mouth is tiny
NOTHING compares to the feeling of having a larger penis
Impress yourPartner with hugeCumshot, increase 5x sperm ipjsn
Her cloistered stay in a Los Angeles mansion will be brief
miss pretentious
Joined: April 23, 2007 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here August 15, 2007 at 02:12 PM UTC #
'soggy turkey'

'why andy says he's in the "twilight zone"!…'

'of course i left them think so, because they were afriad of me, and promised to do anything'

'but it is not daylight'

and my favorite…
'cantankerous marzipan'
nkotb
Joined: August 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 6500
Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here August 15, 2007 at 02:17 PM UTC #
Any insight into why I say that?

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
'why andy says he's in the "twilight zone"!…'
miss pretentious
Joined: April 23, 2007 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here August 15, 2007 at 02:18 PM UTC #
Originally posted by nkotb:
Any insight into why I say that?

Originally posted by miss pretentious:
'why andy says he's in the "twilight zone"!…'
nope. sorry.
other than i'm more than annoyed at the puncuation outside of the quotes.
mrpee
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Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here August 15, 2007 at 02:53 PM UTC #
"mr patty, I will beat your ass if you keep this up"

"What are you doing all day? Can't you at least PICK UP THE HOUSE?"

oh wait, you said spam…
BookerT
Joined: October 30, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here August 15, 2007 at 02:58 PM UTC #
Did they not realize that they would never have got to Italy and would not have licked any fascists
xine
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Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here August 15, 2007 at 03:21 PM UTC #
flabby cough syrup

polite tomato
imrotten
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Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here August 16, 2007 at 06:48 PM UTC #
Oh those Santraginean fish.
HoyaSaxa03
Joined: March 22, 2004 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here August 16, 2007 at 07:03 PM UTC #
by the way, this may be one of the best threads ever
Venerable Bede
Joined: October 16, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here August 16, 2007 at 07:25 PM UTC #
Originally posted by miss pretentious:

and my favorite…
'cantankerous marzipan'
i got "cantankerous movie theater"

also got "niggardly wedding dress"
miss pretentious
Joined: April 23, 2007 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here August 17, 2007 at 04:19 PM UTC #
oh man. i just got this one…

'Beslan stabbed past him and took his attacker through the heart.'
elj
Joined: October 09, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5970
Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here August 17, 2007 at 04:29 PM UTC #
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
oh man. i just got this one…

'Beslan stabbed past him and took his attacker through the heart.'
That's not spam; it's from me. It's another proposed article title.
miss pretentious
Joined: April 23, 2007 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here August 17, 2007 at 04:36 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
oh man. i just got this one…

'Beslan stabbed past him and took his attacker through the heart.'
That's not spam; it's from me. It's another proposed article title.
Not enough alliteration for me. You know my standards!
elj
Joined: October 09, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here August 17, 2007 at 04:49 PM UTC #
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
Not enough alliteration for me. You know my standards!
Staffwriter Slags Sufficient Headline!
miss pretentious
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Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here August 17, 2007 at 04:52 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
Not enough alliteration for me. You know my standards!
Staffwriter Slags Sufficient Headline!
Staff writer is two words ;)
elj
Joined: October 09, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here August 17, 2007 at 04:54 PM UTC #
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
Staff writer is two words ;)
Journalist Knocks Julian's Nouns!
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