Some background?

Originally posted by Jaguär:
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It was only hours ago that I've figured out the biggest secret on the board, but…I'm not spilling any of the beans. :D

Secret Agent 00Jaguar [/QB]

I know - this is the Matrix, right? and the newbies are the agents, keep reinventing themselves….right now I'm wishing I took the blue pill….. :eek:

Actually, it's a secret cabal. ;)

Can you just let us know….. Feel free to IM me…..

I think bombay doors is just the bombay doors. No one else I know on the board would buy the same things on ebay as him.

Originally posted by The Pariah:
Can you just not let us know….. Feel free to IM me…..

I think bombay doors is just the bombay doors. No one else I know on the board would buy the same things on ebay as him.

I will give you that but nothing else. What you have said is correct.

And as Poorlulu says, "He is The Master."

I have dropped a hint for him to know that I am one of the enlightened ones. Something that only he will understand. :D

I just can't believe that it took me this freaking long to figure it out! Yet, I did suspect it about a year ago and it slipped my clouded mind. :roll: Even funnier is that they often reminded me of each other not realizing that they are one and the same.

Wait, I've got it, he's me, right? Am i Right?

Originally posted by redsock:
Wait, I've got it, he's me, right? Am i Right?

I think he prefers bowling.

Originally posted by Jaguär:
I will give you that but nothing else. What you have said is correct.

Even funnier is that they often reminded me of each other not realizing that they are one and the same.

Sorry, but your post contradicted my post and you said my post was correct.

I dont think Dupek is anyone else on the board. I think Dupek is just Dupek.

Originally posted by The Pariah:

Originally posted by Jaguär:
I will give you that but nothing else. What you have said is correct.

Even funnier is that they often reminded me of each other not realizing that they are one and the same.

Sorry, but your post contradicted my post and you said my post was correct.

I dont think Dupek is anyone else on the board. I think Dupek is just Dupek.

If you knew, you would understand that it doesn't contradict. I suspected this prior to my revelation; however, he is not anyone that you know. He is someone that I know.

does the person you know have offspring?

Originally posted by Jaguär:
If you knew, you would understand that it doesn't contradict. I suspected this prior to my revelation; however, he is not anyone that you know. He is someone that I know.

Does this have something to do with aliens or UFOs?

Originally posted by The Pariah:
does the person you know have offspring?

You would have to check his collection.

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:

Originally posted by Jaguär:
If you knew, you would understand that it doesn't contradict. I suspected this prior to my revelation; however, he is not anyone that you know. He is someone that I know.

Does this have something to do with aliens or UFOs?

The man is a lot more spaced out than that!

But he's usually motorized.

Stephen Hawking?

Originally posted by Jaguär:
The man is a lot more spaced out than that!
But he's usually motorized.

Larry Flynt?

Originally posted by thirsty moore:
Stephen Hawking?

Originally posted by Jaguär:
The man is a lot more spaced out than that!
But he's usually motorized.

Damn, Thirsty! You got it!

Now Stephen, I mean Dupek is gonna hack my membership. :roll:

Well my buddy Dupek told me that about a month ago he went surfing…….. So that conjures up an interesting mental image of Steven Hamking on a board……

I think you are off base, Jag.

I am from (the home of the World Champion) Anaheim (Angels), CA, right in heart of THE OC.

I received degrees in Political Science and Philosophy in CA before moving to DC in 1996 to go to law school. After law school, I worked on internet strategies for nonprofits in DC for 5 years.

I recently moved to San Francisco with my girlfriend Smackette who now attends UCSF Medical School. I took Kosmo's advice and started working from home and may never go to work in an office again (if I can get affordable health insurance - gotta love this country). I voted no on the recall and did not vote for the Governator.

My favorite band is U2, I like old school everything and I am also a total sports junkie. Tonight, I have set-up an extra telelvision in the family room because there are two playoff baseball games and the hockey seasons starts.

My guily pleasures are too long to list as I stopped maturing around the age of 15. I like pop culture and will defend Britney to her dying day. I am on my way to shave my head like JT, because that's what all cool kids are doing.

My favorite types of writing are sports writers and british comedy writers because they are brutally honest.

X-Box rocks and I suggest everyone get one to pass the time. Madden, FIFA, and Tony Hawk are my current favorite games. My personality is way too addictive to play games like Halo.

I think my first show at the 9:30 was the Verve in 97 (or was it 98?) and my last show was X (I think). My favorite show was Social D in November of 2001. Nothing like being at home 3000 miles away.

My first show ever was the Grateful Dead and Bob Dylan with my folks, who also took me to see David Bowie, The Who, and the US Festival before I ventured off without my folks and saw U2 at the LA Sports Arena on April 22, 1987.

My favorite drinks are Guinness and Live Wire.

The name vansmack comes from my favorite baseball player growing up (Andy Van Slyke) and my uncanny ability to talk a lot of trash while playing/watching sports.

And I don't know Jaguar's secret, but now I'm intrigued and am looking for the answer.

Wow what a bio Smackie…….

As for me,

My name is Markie, I am a twat.

Originally posted by The Pariah:
Wow what a bio Smackie…….

As for me,

My name is Markie, I am a twat.

I almost said that about you….

Originally posted by The Pariah:
Well my buddy Dupek told me that about a month ago he went surfing…….. So that conjures up an interesting mental image of Steven Hamking on a board……

I think you are off base, Jag.

Not at all!

He went to Diamondhead.