starcrash
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Re: Mary J Bilge
October 08, 2003 at 06:17 PM UTC
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Best song: Current fav is L-O-V-E by Irving
Favorite peripheral Simpsons character: Comic Book Guy
Worst Saturday Night Live movie: It's Pat (straight to video)
Celeb most likely to bite it next: Fred Durst - Please!
Worst Madonna movie: Swept Away
Fast food of choice: Chick-Fil-A
Best infomercial: Anything w/ Ron Popeil
Color of underwear your wearing: Red Striped
What's the best movie computer: Hal
Arnold or Willis: Arnold
Name Your Poison: any liquor
Favorite Steven Segal film: Do I have to pick just one? On Deadly Ground
Coolest childhood lunchbox: Super Friends
Best Charlie's Angel: Farrah
sonickteam2
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Re: Mary J Bilge
October 08, 2003 at 06:20 PM UTC
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Best song: "How To Disappear Completely" - Radiohead
Favorite peripheral Simpsons character: The Scottish janitor guy!
Worst Saturday Night Live movie: Corky Romano
Celeb most likely to bite it next: Ronald Reagan
Worst Madonna movie: ALL, she like, sucks in movies.
Fast food of choice: Subway…does that count?
Best infomercial: i cant remember but it had that guy who looked like he was on a gram of meth and some dexatrim.
Color of underwear your wearing: none ;)
What's the best movie computer: ?
Arnold or Willis: Ricky Schroeder
Name Your Poison: Bret Michaels, Rikki Rockett, CC Deville and Bobby Dall (and I'm with Jag on the NO2)
Favorite Steven Segal film: N-O-N-E why does anyone like him?
Coolest childhood lunchbox: Gremlins.
Best Charlie's Angel: who cares.
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suburbantourist
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Re: Mary J Bilge
October 08, 2003 at 07:15 PM UTC
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Best song:
There are too many. Anything by Townes Van Zandt. Or Gillian Welch. But especially anything GIllian Welch plays by Townes Van Zandt.
Favorite peripheral Simpsons character:
Chief Wiggum. As long as he's peripheral. And as long as that's how you spell Wiggum. I've never tried before.
Worst Saturday Night Live movie:
What kind of a Sophie's choice question is that?
Celeb most likely to bite it next:
I don't know but I hope it's not Johnny Cash. Knowing that he's still up and running is all that keeps me going from one day to the next. Rock on Johnny!
Worst Madonna movie:
Are there degrees of worst?
Fast food of choice:
road runner. ostrich is faster but I've never tried ostrich
Best infomercial:
The U.S. Congress
Color of underwear your wearing:
I don't remember. It was early this morning.
What's the best movie computer:
I don't understand this question. Do you mean best computer movie? War Games starring Matthew Broderick.
Arnold or Willis:
Oh none for me, thanks.
Name Your Poison:
Robert. No, wait – Joseph. I like Bible names.
Favorite Steven Segal film:
Whichever was the Saturday Night Live one co-starring Madonna. Ok?
Coolest childhood lunchbox:
Empire Strikes Back in kindergarten. Every boy had one and every day we'd bring a different one home. You get to know your fellow kingergarteners pretty intimately by learning what they leave in their lunchboxes after lunch.
Best Charlie's Angel:
JT!!!
p.s. I don't know who the fuck JT is.
kosmo
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Re: Mary J Bilge
October 08, 2003 at 07:20 PM UTC
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quoting one of his biggest fans
Justin Timberlake is a pop singer, lead singer of the group NSYNC. He used to date britney spears…
suburbantourist
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Re: Mary J Bilge
October 08, 2003 at 07:21 PM UTC
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Hey is anybody gonna read this? I'm asking because I didn't read anyone else's.
suburbantourist
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Re: Mary J Bilge
October 08, 2003 at 07:34 PM UTC
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Hey, I'm no terrorist. I'm just messing around. I am truly not Rhett and I have never heard of Rhett and I have never been on this board until a couple days ago to find out why the Gillian Welch show wasn't listed and tickets weren't available when it had been on her website for several days. Honest, cross my heart.
suburbantourist
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Re: Mary J Bilge
October 08, 2003 at 08:04 PM UTC
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10 posts and I am accused of being a terrorist with a debilitated circulatory system! What kind of knee-jerk –
Hey, so who is this Rhett guy and why is everyone anticipating his return so nailbitingly? I'm actually pretty nice and straightforward. Just punchy today.
suburbantourist
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Re: Mary J Bilge
October 08, 2003 at 08:05 PM UTC
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And if that doesn't convince you, let me just point out that I live in Centreville. I can assure you that there is no one in Centreville named Rhett.
ggw
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Re: Mary J Bilge
October 08, 2003 at 08:36 PM UTC
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Originally posted by suburbantourist:
Hey, so who is this Rhett guy and why is everyone anticipating his return so nailbitingly? I'm actually pretty nice and straightforward. Just punchy today.
Rhett is this prick that used to post here a lot.
After several people called "bullshit" on him for attacking an innocent poster, he had a virtual nervous breakdown, spewed a lot of crap he shouldn't have spewed, and pledged that his shadow would never again darken the doorway of the 9:30 Forum.
But nobody believes that, so we are currently running a pool on when he will return.
Rhett had an affinity for "Americana" – as you appear to. Hence the confusion.
broadkat
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Re: Mary J Bilge
October 09, 2003 at 05:42 AM UTC
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Best song: Patience by G n R baby… or maybe Complicated by Heavens to Betsy (yes, i am a tragedian)
Favorite peripheral Simpsons character: Snake
Worst Saturday Night Live movie: maybe wayne's world 2
Celeb most likely to bite it next: Depends.. bite what?
Worst Madonna movie: swept away
Fast food of choice: chick-fil-a fries (they're number signs!!!!)
Best infomercial: the Superpan one from Mr. Show
Color of underwear your wearing: black
What's the best movie computer: um… the one on war games?
Arnold or Willis: willis
Name Your Poison: hydrogenated oils
Favorite Steven Segal film: never seen one
Coolest childhood lunchbox: the Wuzzles (these animals that were half one animal and half another, like Eleroo and Bumble-lion)
Best Charlie's Angel: um, i only know Farrah Fawcett
By the way, whoever said the ladies man was worse than the pat movie, HAVE YOU NO SOUL???!!!
slappy
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Re: Mary J Bilge
October 09, 2003 at 09:18 AM UTC
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Best song: Ride The Darker Wave - Sebadoh
Favorite peripheral Simpsons character: Kato
Worst Saturday Night Live movie: Breakin' 2 - Electric Bugaloo
Celeb most likely to bite it next: Courtney Love Hewitt
Worst Madonna movie: Any that she doesn't show her juggs
Fast food of choice: It's a child. Not a choice…until it's Grilled Stuft!
Best infomercial: Flowbee
Color of underwear your wearing: Black
What's the best movie computer: iMac in Zoolander
Arnold or Willis: Isaac the Bartender
Name Your Poison: I'll go with mercury. All the kids are doin' it.
Favorite Steven Segal film: The one where he's fat and does karate.
Coolest childhood lunchbox: brown bag
Best Charlie's Angel: I dream of a three way with Jacklyn Smith and Martha Stewart under the glow of a blue light.