Oh my F$#@in' mother of god

Arnold is the governor of CA. I thought G.W. signaled the end of the world; this means we're actually IN hell now.
Originally posted by Bagster:
Arnold is the governor of CA. I thought G.W. signaled the end of the world; this means we're actually IN hell now.
good, my ex will be pissed off. anything to make him mad is a good thing :)
of course he is………….i didn't doubt it for a second………you americans love your movie stars as politicians………..

martin sheen is my president……………. :p
California Uber Alles
written by Dead Kennedys/John Greenway
new lyrics by John Easdale

"vote for me on Tuesday…"
I am Governor Arnold S…
I'll soon clean up this mess
I have inherited…

I'm jingling all the way
from the Southland to the Bay
I'll govern all of you
your kids will all lift weights in school…

CHORUS
California uber alles…
Uber alles California…

The Golden State is getting worse…
Need Mr. Universe…
I am a movie star
and drive the biggest, dumbest car

This hero always wins…
conveniently forgets his sins
jumpin' from the master race…
and always wears the happy face

CHORUS

here comes 2004…
knock knock on your front door
it's my very own secret police
come to pick up your ugly niece

march quietly to the camp
you'd make a lovely lamp
don't worry it's just a shower
for your clothes here's a pretty flower

body builder's in control
100% natural
Say goodbye you lousy pest
if you mess with Governor S.

CHORUS
At least the Cubs lost, the day isn't all bad.
Originally posted by ratioci nation:
At least the Cubs lost, the day isn't all bad.
what?? i hate the marlins, no way in hell florida should have a baseball team, much less two. good thing God is pitching tonight. go cubs!
I'm from St Pete, and my Dad still lives there. No worries, the Devil Rays don't actually constitute an authentic baseball team.
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
Originally posted by ratioci nation:
At least the Cubs lost, the day isn't all bad.
what?? i hate the marlins, no way in hell florida should have a baseball team, much less two. good thing God is pitching tonight. go cubs!
Oh you're so wrong…Florida should in now way have hockey teams…it's the ideal state for baseball teams, if not then why do so many teams go down there for spring training?
I can't even believe we have Hockey now. THAT's retarded (though, what you get is a plethora of transplanted northerners jonesing for the beloved sports…).

It is a perfect baseball and soccer state, though. But all anyone *really* cares about is FOOTBALL.
Bilge, of the Mary J. variety
Originally posted by mankie:
Oh you're so wrong…Florida should in now way have hockey teams…it's the ideal state for baseball teams, if not then why do so many teams go down there for spring training?
ok, they shouldn't have 2 hockey teams either. . . florida really isn't that ideal, namely, it rains alot there. that's why the devil rays play in one of the worst stadiums ever, and the marlins' play in one not much better. they go down there for spring training because it's much warmer than, say. . boston in march. teams also go to arizona for spring training.
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
Originally posted by mankie:
Oh you're so wrong…Florida should in now way have hockey teams…it's the ideal state for baseball teams, if not then why do so many teams go down there for spring training?
ok, they shouldn't have 2 hockey teams either. . . florida really isn't that ideal, namely, it rains alot there. that's why the devil rays play in one of the worst stadiums ever, and the marlins' play in one not much better. they go down there for spring training because it's much warmer than, say. . boston in march. teams also go to arizona for spring training.
…and Arizona has a baseball team….no?
Bilge, of the Mary J. variety
Originally posted by mankie:
…and Arizona has a baseball team….no?
yep, and that's a mistake too (much like moving the winnipeg jets to phoenix). . .i hear it's like playing baseball in a giant cooler during the summer. although the pool behind the right-centerfield fence is a nice touch.
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
Originally posted by mankie:
…and Arizona has a baseball team….no?
yep, and that's a mistake too (much like moving the winnipeg jets to phoenix). . .i hear it's like playing baseball in a giant cooler during the summer. although the pool behind the right-centerfield fence is a nice touch.
Should they have teams in Canada, because after all, it's cold up there?
Originally posted by mankie:
Should they have teams in Canada, because after all, it's cold up there?
oh come on, how cold is it in toronto and montreal in the summer? you aren't even making up good statements here.
Listen to it:

http://www.johneasdale.com/music/2003/ca_uber_alles/Dramarama%20-%20California%20Uber%20Alles.mp3


Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
California Uber Alles
written by Dead Kennedys/John Greenway
new lyrics by John Easdale

"vote for me on Tuesday…"
I am Governor Arnold S…
I'll soon clean up this mess
I have inherited…

I'm jingling all the way
from the Southland to the Bay
I'll govern all of you
your kids will all lift weights in school…

CHORUS
California uber alles…
Uber alles California…

The Golden State is getting worse…
Need Mr. Universe…
I am a movie star
and drive the biggest, dumbest car

This hero always wins…
conveniently forgets his sins
jumpin' from the master race…
and always wears the happy face

CHORUS

here comes 2004…
knock knock on your front door
it's my very own secret police
come to pick up your ugly niece

march quietly to the camp
you'd make a lovely lamp
don't worry it's just a shower
for your clothes here's a pretty flower

body builder's in control
100% natural
Say goodbye you lousy pest
if you mess with Governor S.

CHORUS
I still think Hare Partridge is more tuneful.
And in Spring, there's no rain. The rain comes in the summer, about 20 minutes EVERY afternoon.

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
Originally posted by mankie:
Oh you're so wrong…Florida should in now way have hockey teams…it's the ideal state for baseball teams, if not then why do so many teams go down there for spring training?
ok, they shouldn't have 2 hockey teams either. . . florida really isn't that ideal, namely, it rains alot there. that's why the devil rays play in one of the worst stadiums ever, and the marlins' play in one not much better. they go down there for spring training because it's much warmer than, say. . boston in march. teams also go to arizona for spring training.