What does your pet call you?

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Damn Bastard
Daddy.

Sorry, thought this was the sig o thread.
Our dog's name is Stay. It's fun to call him…"Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he doesn't call us anything. He just ignores us and keeps typing.
Originally posted by dhinojwala:
Our dog's name is Stay. It's fun to call him…"Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he doesn't call us anything. He just ignores us and keeps typing.
POTW

Our cats think of us as la-z-boys
Years ago I used to date a girl who had a cat (I hate cats) I don't know what it's actual name was but I called it "cooking fat" because I would always refer to it as that cooking fat!
Our non-cooking ingedient cat seems to refer to us as Chew toys.
I have two labs and a cat. They all refer to me as "the thing that brings us food and cleans up our shit".