NJ Councilman takes leak on crowd off 930 balcony

This story is cracking me up. He must've been on some wacked out drugs or he is just that lazy. I'm not sure which and I don't care to know, but I'm glad that I sure as hell wasn't there. I just wonder what part of the balcony was he standing on…lol.

He probably thought he was at a GWAR concert and nobody would notice.

Dude, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

Originally posted by walkonby:
mad gypsy . . . so that's who you are. you always have that "stay out of my way or i'll pummel you" appearance, but i bet you're a marshmallow softie after work at the bar with a beer. you do seem to strike fear into patrons, as if with one glare of your powers you make them stay in line and do what is correct at a club. good job!

Thanks…my glare is mighty

This story was part of the news this morning on a radio station out of L.A. that I was listening to. Bet it made it on a whole lot of other reports across the country. Didn't mention the name of the club; only that it was a nightclub in DC. Of course, they were having a blast reporting that one. They also noted that some spokesman for the idiot said that Dipshit (Or should that be Dippiss?) had the standard no comment comeback along with that he would remain from drinking in the future. What an ass.

Pollstar wins for best headline of the story.
Urine Luck at 9:30 club

He looks like the kind of fella that has mucho Chris Farley flicks in his DVD collection including 'Beverly Hills Ninja'.
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Councilman Steven Lipski told reporters outside his home two days later that he's "resolved never to touch alcohol again," according to the New York Daily News, adding that the incident was "deeply humiliating, very embarrassing" and "troubling."

There's no way alcohol was the sole cause of this. Absolutely no way. He must've taken something else. My money's on bad acid.

nah, too much alcohol (aka judgment impairment lubrication) can absolutely lead to this kinda stupidity. not saying that another substance wouldn't make it that much moire believable, but i've seen people do stupider things in public on alcohol alone.

The only drunk/pee in inappropriate place stories I've heard are of people passing out somewhere after long nights of drinking then waking up and thinking they're in front of a toilet when in fact they're somewhere else like in a doorway or in front of a drawer.


Guess I've been hanging out with the wrong (or right) drunks.

Maybe it had nothing to do with drunkenness… He might have issues like the singer from Faith No More.

Or it might just be a Jersey City thing…

Given the national publicity this is receiving, I wonder if it will inspire copycat criminals to converge at the club?

Originally posted by Doctor Hussein Doom:
Given the national publicity this is receiving, I wonder if it will inspire copycat criminals to converge at the club?

I wondered this as well.

Maybe the club should hire a rogue surgeon armed with an extra sharp scalpel and position him up there to steal the manhood of anyone who was to get that idea.


I guarantee you that after the first lopping, nobody would ever whip it out on the 930 balcony again.

Azaghal, true dat. Actually, the great untold story of this event (unless it was on another thread) is how the Staph handled the Jersey Pisser.

Originally posted by Doctor Hussein Doom:
Actually, the great untold story of this event (unless it was on another thread) is how the Staph handled the Jersey Pisser.

and what story is that? don't think it's been mentioned anywhere. i'm assuming they used rubber gloves?

Originally posted by Doctor Hussein Doom:
Azaghal, true dat. Actually, the great untold story of this event (unless it was on another thread) is how the Staph handled the Jersey Pisser.

Elabborate, please.

They pinched my weenie.

They pinched my weenie.

Originally posted by azaghal1981:

Originally posted by Doctor Hussein Doom:
Azaghal, true dat. Actually, the great untold story of this event (unless it was on another thread) is how the Staph handled the Jersey Pisser.

Elabborate, please.

I don't have anything to elaborate, I am just imagining there must be a story that we have yet to hear…

i'd like to know how he made it out of there without someone punching him.

This incident also made Jay Leno's monologue.