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Jodie Foster is a lesbian

Rhett Miller
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Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 13, 2007 at 08:14 PM UTC #
Wow, I'm glad she clued us in on that one.
nkotb
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Re: Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 13, 2007 at 08:17 PM UTC #
I haven't been this shocked since my brother came out of the closet five years ago. Wait, not shocked. What's the word I'm looking for?

Oh right, absolutely 100% not shocked.

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
Wow, I'm glad she clued us in on that one.
walkonby
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Re: Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 13, 2007 at 08:28 PM UTC #
damn that pinball machine. it ruined her for life.
lwoxley
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Re: Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 13, 2007 at 08:47 PM UTC #
She's hot as balls regardless….


THIS JUST IN - Elton John is gay…
Relaxer
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Re: Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 13, 2007 at 08:55 PM UTC #
After DeNiro turned down a bj from her, she decided she'd had it with men altogether. So there's another thing we have in common.
nkotb
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Re: Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 13, 2007 at 09:00 PM UTC #
You both turned DeNiro down for a bj?

Originally posted by Relaxer:
After DeNiro turned down a bj from her, she decided she'd had it with men altogether. So there's another thing we have in common.
brokensocscene
Joined: December 12, 2005 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 13, 2007 at 09:09 PM UTC #
I wouldn't turn down a bj from DeNiro, dude.


Originally posted by Relaxer:
After DeNiro turned down a bj from her, she decided she'd had it with men altogether. So there's another thing we have in common.
walkonby
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Re: Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 13, 2007 at 09:13 PM UTC #
Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
I wouldn't turn down a bj from DeNiro, dude.


Originally posted by Relaxer:
After DeNiro turned down a bj from her, she decided she'd had it with men altogether. So there's another thing we have in common.
my cat's name is deniro; what about from him?
nkotb
Joined: August 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 13, 2007 at 09:15 PM UTC #
Corrected :eek:

Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
I wouldn't turn down a bj, dude.
Rhett Miller
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Re: Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 13, 2007 at 09:15 PM UTC #
You gays crack me up!
brokensocscene
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Re: Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 13, 2007 at 09:19 PM UTC #
Nah, very picky… though you can be on top of my list if you wish … and your brother, too!

Originally posted by nkotb:
Corrected :eek:

Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
I wouldn't turn down a bj, dude.
Relaxer
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Re: Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 13, 2007 at 09:31 PM UTC #
Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
I wouldn't turn down a bj from DeNiro, dude.


Originally posted by Relaxer:
After DeNiro turned down a bj from her, she decided she'd had it with men altogether. So there's another thing we have in common.
I was on my period
lwoxley
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Re: Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 13, 2007 at 09:36 PM UTC #
Originally posted by walkonby:
Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
I wouldn't turn down a bj from DeNiro, dude.


Originally posted by Relaxer:
After DeNiro turned down a bj from her, she decided she'd had it with men altogether. So there's another thing we have in common.
my cat's name is deniro; what about from him?
Your cat is gay too???
brokensocscene
Joined: December 12, 2005 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 13, 2007 at 09:42 PM UTC #
You were a girl? A tranny then?

Originally posted by Relaxer:
I was on my period
imrotten
Joined: February 20, 2002 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 13, 2007 at 09:46 PM UTC #
I would say that having to do a nude shower scene with Dennis Hopper would turn any woman off to men…….permanently!….
Rhett Miller
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Re: Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 13, 2007 at 09:50 PM UTC #
Did you take it away from your sentence?

Originally posted by Relaxer:
Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
I wouldn't turn down a bj from DeNiro, dude.


Originally posted by Relaxer:
After DeNiro turned down a bj from her, she decided she'd had it with men altogether. So there's another thing we have in common.
I was on my period
Relaxer
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5410
Re: Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 13, 2007 at 09:54 PM UTC #
No, I like my sentences to flop out and hang around, flaccid and limp

I'm more of a transpotter
lwoxley
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Re: Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 13, 2007 at 09:57 PM UTC #
Awww, comma'n
kmdobrz
Joined: February 10, 2000 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 14, 2007 at 12:27 AM UTC #
Originally posted by Dr. Anton Phibes:
I would say that having to do a nude shower scene with Dennis Hopper would turn any woman off to men…….permanently!….
Hopper? I tried to but she was a lesbian.
jaguar
Joined: October 28, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Jodie Foster is a lesbian December 14, 2007 at 01:58 AM UTC #
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
You gays crack me up!
I love how Joe puts the straight guys on the spot. Definitely one of the more enjoyable things about this board. I also really appreciate how those who are out of the closet can freely open up with everyone and not be bashed along with the straights playing comfortably right back with them.

Now if we could only bring about world peace just as easily.
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