Originally posted by Brain Walrus:Smackette shockingly still laughs at that. She was an only child…
You have to have kids - wives never laugh at the old 'pull my finger'!!!!!
Parental Eunuchs
Originally posted by SPARX:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqa4LpdtOD8
Don't even get me started on people who don't know when to stop reproducing, that's a whole other can o' worms.
The first three minutes sums up my thoughts…
Originally posted by Brain Walrus:you mean "as written by right-wing catholics in the 1950s"
besides I think it's better than the original as written by the founding fathers..
You're wrong as well.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pledge_of_Allegiance
The Pledge of allegance was written for the popular kid's magazine Youth's Companion by Christian Socialist author and Baptist minister Francis Bellamy on September 7, 1892. The owners of Youth's Companion were selling flags to schools, and approached Bellamy to write the Pledge for their advertising campaign. It was marketed as a way to celebrate the 400th anniversary of Columbus arriving in the Americas and was first published on the following day.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pledge_of_Allegiance
The Pledge of allegance was written for the popular kid's magazine Youth's Companion by Christian Socialist author and Baptist minister Francis Bellamy on September 7, 1892. The owners of Youth's Companion were selling flags to schools, and approached Bellamy to write the Pledge for their advertising campaign. It was marketed as a way to celebrate the 400th anniversary of Columbus arriving in the Americas and was first published on the following day.
Originally posted by Hoya Paranoia:
Originally posted by Brain Walrus:you mean "as written by right-wing catholics in the 1950s"
besides I think it's better than the original as written by the founding fathers..
WOW!!! So the pledge was just a shameless marketing campaign!! How perfectly American!!
And it makes sense the founding fathers never wrote it or it would read more like…..
"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one Nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all…except for niggers"
And it makes sense the founding fathers never wrote it or it would read more like…..
"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one Nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all…except for niggers"
Originally posted by vansmack:Having just seen Idiocracy, that is precisely what I thought you were linking to…. While the film wasn't perfect there was some great visual effects and lines through out.
Originally posted by SPARX:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqa4LpdtOD8
Don't even get me started on people who don't know when to stop reproducing, that's a whole other can o' worms.
The first three minutes sums up my thoughts…
i like money
i like clean cats
Originally posted by you be betty:<insert jpeg of Triumph here>
i like clean cats