Best Band Names that don't Exist

The Flaming Lipschitz
Originally posted by Y. P. Blood:
The Flaming Lipschitz
I usually just call them The Flaming Shits.

Then I also use the following:

The Red Hot Chili Shits
My Morning Shit
The Fiery Shits
Audioshit
New Found Shit
…And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Shit
The Shitting Pumpkins
Starshitter
Shitney Spears
Ok Shit
Shitboard Confessional
The Polyphonic Shits

You get the idea.
The Feeding Tubes
Godspeed You! Shit Emperor
without making fun of a band i don't like with some variation of their name with, "shit," i really would love to see a band, maybe country, with the name, "satan's pussy."
The Penfifteen Club…although it already is a band….how about…Captain Kink and the Shanananas
The Black Suburbans
Nuclear Jesus
Jan's Infection