Playlist for the soon-to-be-departed

say, hypothetically, that i was to get married tomorrow (technically today since it's after midnight) - what should i listen to during my last 14 hours of singleness?

hypothetically.

You should call me and the director up, and we'll take you to a special place where I'll request this.

Magazine - Because You're Frightened
The Kills - Last Day of Magic
Billy Idol - White Wedding
Radiohead - Wolf at the Door

And, I would hypothetically say CONGRATS, I mean, if it were to happen today and all…

The Doors - "The End"

congrats sweetums.

Pro:  Goo Goo Dolls - Slide

Con:  Nirvana - All Apologies


Congrats

See, I thought this would be a playlist for the Bush League.

Congrats, hypothetically.

Circle Jerks – I Just Want Some Skank
AC/DC – You Shook Me All Night Long
The Buzzcocks – Orgasm Addict
Devo – Pink Pussy Cat
Interpol – No I in Threesome
Joy Division – Love Will Tear Us Apart
Judas Priest – Hell Bent for Leather
Marilyn Manson – Cake and Sodomy

(OK, I'm really evil.)

you guys are a riot.  tracked down as many of those as i could, thanks.  we're doing the legal thing today (hypothetically, of course :)) but will still have the big white gown/tux/too much family thing in june. 

off to the court house, and then to get a monday afternoon champagne buzz on.  fear not, julian, la veuve will be presiding over the celebrations.  not sure if we have the carrying case, tho.

vansmack wrote:
You should call me and the director up, and we'll take you to a special place where I'll request this.

thanks for reaching down a level or two, you didn't go for the easy out of "pour some sugar".  "only 17" always made me feel awkward, like i wasn't supposed to look.

"I'm Going to Hell" - The Long Blondes

sweetcell wrote:thanks for reaching down a level or two, you didn't go for the easy out of "pour some sugar".  "only 17" always made me feel awkward, like i wasn't supposed to look.

First off - you should always look.  Even after you're married.  It helps with their self-esteem; there's nothing worse than getting up there and dancing naked with nobody paying attention.  Could you imagine that?  You're craving both attention and cash, but even taking off your clothes isn't getting it done for you?  She's selling herself for sex at the next availalble opportunity if you don't look, so consider it doing her a favor.  Oh, but always throw some money on the stage - don't be the skeezy guy in the joint.

Secondly, a level or two?  That's really just scratching at the surface.  I've been known to ask for this little diddy and ask the DJ (who always knows all the personal details of all the dancers by virtue of having sex with them but having to lay in bed with them afterwards) who cries first?  I've never had a taker (or could never afford the DJ would do it), but one guy who thought it was brillant did say that when he quit his DJ job that it would be the last song he played.  My response: why would you quit this job?

I have no songs to suggest, but I do offer my congrats. ;D

REM - it's the end of the world as we know it  (and i feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine)

and only smax could turn a thread about marriage into a discourse on stripper rock.  awesome :D

Congratulations, Sweetcell! Love the R.E.M. choice.

sweetcell wrote:and only smax could turn a thread about marriage into a discourse on stripper rock.  awesome :D

Oh shit!  You're getting married?  I thought we were talking in hypotheticals….

vansmack wrote:

Secondly, a level or two?  That's really just scratching at the surface.  I've been known to ask for this little diddy and ask the DJ (who always knows all the personal details of all the dancers by virtue of having sex with them but having to lay in bed with them afterwards) who cries first?  I've never had a taker (or could never afford the DJ would do it), but one guy who thought it was brillant did say that when he quit his DJ job that it would be the last song he played.  My response: why would you quit this job?

ahhh, i'll never forget the wedding i was at where the dj played that song during dinner.  thankfully, it wasn't my wedding.

i think there's something to be said for listening to the saturday night fever soundtrack and strutting down the street. . .otherwise, i'm surprised no one has said georgia satellites "keep your hands to yourself".

beck - loser

but i would play that for any of your occasions.  :D