stop letting old people drive . . . they will kill you.

The South Park episode on this topic is one of my favorites to date.
Wonder if this guy has any intentions of going to the Black Cat? Well, that is, after he gets out of jail.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/27/movie.shooting/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Bet you I know some people who would gladly buy him a few tickets along with a couple of drinks to get him started.  ;)