"Words" you hate

I'M GETTIN ME A DELISH SANDWICH AND A SIPPY CUP HATERZ!!!!!!! 1ST, I GOTTA GO POTTY CUZ MY NATCH IS ALL GAY RIGHT NOW ITS LIKE BUTT-HURT BAD!!!!111111!!!11!!! I'M TOTES READY FOR MY VACAY CUZ ITS A CLUSTERFUCK UP IN HERE WIT DIS RECESSION AND THE DOW JONES AND SHIT! ANYHOO, THAT SHIT IRKS ME!

P.S. -  I BET YR MOM JUST UZED SOME MOIST OINTMENT, DAWG!!!!! LOLZ!!!1111!
Spring wrote:


previous page: it's funny - a lot of people hate "ointment". what movie / show is that w/ the character who hates "moist"? A lot dislike that word too it seems.


It was "Dead Like Me". The mother hated that word. Great show.
ixkpd-bk wrote:
I'M GETTIN ME A DELISH SANDWICH AND A SIPPY CUP HATERZ!!!!!!! 1ST, I GOTTA GO POTTY CUZ MY NATCH IS ALL GAY RIGHT NOW ITS LIKE BUTT-HURT BAD!!!!111111!!!11!!! I'M TOTES READY FOR MY VACAY CUZ ITS A CLUSTERFUCK UP IN HERE WIT DIS RECESSION AND THE DOW JONES AND SHIT! ANYHOO, THAT SHIT IRKS ME!

P.S. -  I BET YR MOM JUST UZED SOME MOIST OINTMENT, DAWG!!!!! LOLZ!!!1111!


i was expecting someone to do this… and the above surpassed my expectations.  well done.
Spring wrote:

what movie / show is that w/ the character who hates "moist"? A lot dislike that word too it seems.


my wife hates that word too……

i hate it when people use the term "tee up" outside of golf. 
Venerable wrote:
i hate it when people use the term "tee up" outside of golf. 

uh-oh, now you've just opened up this thread to all the annoying biz-speak "word" abominations: offline (as in, "let's take that offline"), bucketize. appendicize, etc
sweetcell wrote:
Venerable wrote:
i hate it when people use the term "tee up" outside of golf. 

uh-oh, now you've just opened up this thread to all the annoying biz-speak "word" abominations: offline (as in, "let's take that offline"), bucketize. appendicize, etc

i have two minds on those types of colloquialisms (or jargon, as "junk english" calls them). . .if it's spoken, i cringe and let it pass (and make a mental note to never utter those words myself). . .if it's in a written form, i edit it out and re-write it to make it more acceptable. 
(OT: Thanks for the reminder on Dead Like Me – there was a special two hour "movie" / special - you can get it via Netflix soon, fyi)
jd930 wrote:
Spring wrote:


previous page: it's funny - a lot of people hate "ointment". what movie / show is that w/ the character who hates "moist"? A lot dislike that word too it seems.


It was "Dead Like Me". The mother hated that word. Great show.


It was also featured in a couple of episodes of "How I met Your Mother."
moist
Spring wrote:
(OT: Thanks for the reminder on Dead Like Me – there was a special two hour "movie" / special - you can get it via Netflix soon, fyi)


As in a new special? That might wrap up the series? That would be great. We just got left hanging when it was canceled.
the movie is on the internet. the new daisy stinks, and she is way older than laura whatsherface.


"receptacle"
"I seen…"  As in "I seen (fill in band of choice here) last week and they kicked ass."
microfiche

that word grosses me out.
Can we do a bizarro thread for words/phrases you love?

Nominal
Gawdy
bar closed
whaddup
creme fraiche
multimedia
motherboard
the words that come out of the mouth of people who talk in public too much
last night my friend called ray lamontagne, "ray photomontage" and it was hysterical.
crotch



mangina