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ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!?

walkonby
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Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!? May 06, 2009 at 08:30 PM UTC #
bunnyman
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Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!? May 06, 2009 at 09:06 PM UTC #
HA! Cute. Almost had me for a split second there.

Zombie Swine Flu. That'd be cool. Huh huh.

Relaxer
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Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!? May 06, 2009 at 09:17 PM UTC #
Ooh eeek, zombies in England. What are they gonna do, drink tea and lose the revolutionary war on me? Even if they bite you, their teeth are so fucked that they will break rather than your skin. Please. I'll just slap them in their powdered wigs and be on my merry way while they lay there all crying like british poofs.
walkonby
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Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!? May 06, 2009 at 09:52 PM UTC #
Relaxer wrote:
Ooh eeek, zombies in England. What are they gonna do, drink tea and lose the revolutionary war on me? Even if they bite you, their teeth are so fucked that they will break rather than your skin. Please. I'll just slap them in their powdered wigs and be on my merry way while they lay there all crying like british poofs.


are you making a comeback?  i hope.  ;)  good show, ole chap.
sweetcell
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Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!? May 06, 2009 at 10:07 PM UTC #


and yes, it's great to have relaxer back in fighting form :D
walkonby
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Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!? May 07, 2009 at 02:25 AM UTC #
Relaxer
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Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!? May 07, 2009 at 03:56 PM UTC #
GRRRRRR
It's just that the idea of British zombies is so laughable. It's like tough-guy paraplegics, fat people in spandex, or the WNBA.
walkonby
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Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!? May 07, 2009 at 04:45 PM UTC #
Relaxer wrote:
GRRRRRR
It's just that the idea of British zombies is so laughable. It's like tough-guy paraplegics, fat people in spandex, or the WNBA.


bigger joke?  wnba  or lpga?  fat people in spandex or fat people in swimming outfits?  tough-guy paraplegics or einstein intelligent paraplegics?
DeathFromAbove1979
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Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!? May 07, 2009 at 04:54 PM UTC #
I read this yesterday and my friend flipped her shit. At the bottom of the article it talks about a little boy coming back to lief and she was terrified.


I just stared at her.
Relaxer
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Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!? May 07, 2009 at 06:41 PM UTC #
walkonby wrote:
Relaxer wrote:
GRRRRRR
It's just that the idea of British zombies is so laughable. It's like tough-guy paraplegics, fat people in spandex, or the WNBA.


bigger joke?  wnba  or lpga?  fat people in spandex or fat people in swimming outfits?  tough-guy paraplegics or einstein intelligent paraplegics?



walkonby
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Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!? May 07, 2009 at 06:42 PM UTC #
Relaxer wrote:
walkonby wrote:
Relaxer wrote:
GRRRRRR
It's just that the idea of British zombies is so laughable. It's like tough-guy paraplegics, fat people in spandex, or the WNBA.


bigger joke?  wnba  or lpga?  fat people in spandex or fat people in swimming outfits?  tough-guy paraplegics or einstein intelligent paraplegics?






oh how you are pushing it!!  ;D
walkonby
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Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!? May 07, 2009 at 06:56 PM UTC #
one step further, seeing how this is a zombie thread.  ;D ;D



yummy
sweetcell
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Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!? May 07, 2009 at 07:01 PM UTC #
wait - are those two ZOMBIES?!?!  are we getting into zombie sex?  AWRITE!!!



let's not forget the ever-popular Zombie Sex Guide (NSFW, obvs)
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