Drop Dead, Gorgeous

Drop Dead, Gorgeous will be at the Fair Oaks Hot Topic on June 19th for an in-store signing. want in? go to the store snd pick up their new cd or tee - first 150 will receive a wristband to meet the band. wristband sales begin on Saturday 6/6 and the store opens at 10am. 150 will sell fast so pick em up on Saturday.
I wouldn't want to imitate you, so I'll pass.

And you're saying this no-name band is charging money for wristbands to meet the band at some kind of in-store where they're only signing? And you think 150 people are going to show up? Yeah, right.
Charlie wrote:
I wouldn't want to imitate you, so I'll pass.

wait, the OP's handle is "jadedcynicism" - i'd say you DID imitate him/her :D  although "gratuitouscynicism" or "predictablecynicism" might be more appropriate.

charlie, do you claim to have a handle on what kids are into these days?  you been keeping tabs on dc101, college radio, etc?  you don't think a band with three albums can attract 150 people at a store that is aligned with the demographic?  good thing you're in government and not marketing. 
God, I hate teenagers. Hated them when I was one, hate them almost as much now!

Amen, Rhett. Couldn't agree more with you.
Charlie wrote:
God, I hate teenagers.

whachagunnado when your little one reaches her teens? 

drink more, i'm guessing… :D
jadedcynicism wrote:
Drop Dead, Gorgeous will be at the Fair Oaks Hot Topic on June 19th for an in-store signing. want in? go to the store snd pick up their new cd or tee - first 150 will receive a wristband to meet the band. wristband sales begin on Saturday 6/6 and the store opens at 10am. 150 will sell fast so pick em up on Saturday.


More importantly, how did jadedcynicism get a long signature?
vansmack wrote:
More importantly, how did jadedcynicism get a long signature?


grandfathering….
kosmo wrote:
vansmack wrote:
More importantly, how did jadedcynicism get a long signature?


grandfathering….


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