The tennis string... uh, thread

vansmack wrote:
Ruiner wrote:
why not just f*ck a skeleton?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze4pe5SRX2o


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCoCTkC0oL0
How about that Serena break down, wow  :o
Where was the second women's semi? CBS barely even mentioned it, and successfully managed to avoid showing any of it.
wml7 wrote:
How about that Serena break down, wow  :o


and it was a bad call that started it all.  that line judge is gonna get a muscled sister beat down in a cold, dark parking garage, sometime real soon.
walkonby wrote:
muscled sister beat down

i can't decide if this is the name of my next band, or our first album.
sweetcell wrote:
walkonby wrote:
muscled sister beat down

i can't decide if this is the name of my next band, or our first album.


i do believe album is more effective . . . that way your band can be called serena.
walkonby wrote:
wml7 wrote:
How about that Serena break down, wow  :o


and it was a bad call that started it all.  that line judge is gonna get a muscled sister beat down in a cold, dark parking garage, sometime real soon.
All the apologists are saying this, but all sorts of photographic evidence say otherwise. Go youtube the euro feed of this.

That said, Serena has become the biggest piece of shit this year. She's been the sorest winner twice already (claiming an opponent was "cheating" because Serena disagreed with a line call, and then her verbal diarrhea towards Safina after winning Wimbledon – "but hey, she won in Rome ahahahahahahahaha!!") and now she's a sore loser. What a sack of shit.
Clisters and Wozniacki match is about to come on.  Once again that ruffled outfit is making a showing  :o
wml7 wrote:
Clisters and Wozniacki match is about to come on.  Once again that ruffled outfit is making a showing  :o
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WEAR SOMETHING FLATTERING!! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!

IF I COULD, I WOULD STUFF THIS FUCKING OUTFIT DOWN HER FUCKING THROAT!!
ok Julerena  ;D
Hey, to be serious and not make light of the situation for the moment: a couple of places have said Serena used the word "gook" somewhere in her rant (which of course a mic didn't pick up). Anyone else catch this from lip-reading or not true?
Wow, what a story, with Clijsters winning after all this time! And outweighing her competitor by what I estimate to be 40 pounds – incredible!!

Seriously, those thighs are RE-DIC-U-LUS!!


Congrats Juan Martin, the game kind of sucked, but he got the job done…
(Juan Martin at the Legg Mason Tennis Classic this year)
That was more Federer beating himself then anything Del Potro did. RF's first serve % was something like 45%.
Del Potro is the real deal.

Anyone who lives in DC and follows tennis should know. He won the Legg Mason the last two years and this year beat Roddick in a great final (just about a month ago).

Del Potro deserves a lot of credit. Del Potro had about 40 winners just on the forehand and his some key shots.

Did Federer play his best game? No. BUt Del Potro didn't flinch/wilt in his first grand slam final against a guy who hadn't lost at the US Open since 2004!!!!!

A lot of players - under that pressure- would not have been able to close Roger out.
Is there anything Argentinian you DON'T worship at an unhealthy level?
hutch wrote:
A lot of players - under that pressure- would not have been able to close Roger out.
I'll give you that, but I still think Federer's implosion had more to do with this then Del Potro's intestinal fortitude. But Del Potro had a great tournament, and I saw that DC title you alluded to earlier this year against Roddick. Definitely an exciting player who hasn't reached his prime yet. Here's hoping he doesn't go the way of Safin.
vansmack wrote:
Is there anything Argentinian you DON'T worship at an unhealthy level?


vansmack wrote:
Is there anything Argentinian you DON'T worship at an unhealthy level?





Man its  unreal.. there is a tennis thread.. I chime in that he played well and deserved to win (not too crazy a thing to say!) not once mentioning he is Argentine and some asshole chimes in about worshipping Argentines unhealthily.

Pampita rocks by the way.. I do worship her.