The "check this sh*t out" time-wasting thread

beetsnotbeats wrote:
And then people checked out this.

hilarious.  "I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty".

edit: i didn't realize this is a genre/meme on amazon.  there are tons of them…
http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/
etc.
There's a post going around about how to turn Google translate into a beatbox. The one that's going around has a formula to add. After playing around with it a bit, I figured out how it worked and made my own.

- First off, go to Google translate.
- Set it to translate from German to German.
   (Once you figure out how this works, you could use any combination but German has that natural machine sound.)
- Add the code below.
- Click the listen button.

tkz zdk chz ktn pzt ddz kvb tkn gzt qtz ttzz xtc wzz nnzz tzx rtvz ckchcz ptw vbtzx czz


do not visit this page if you ever want to get anything done again: http://www.buzzfeed.com/badge/time-waster

from that page i got sucked in to sugar, sugar yesterday, took me about 2 hours to get through it.  pretty neat concept, recommended for those who like to solve logic puzzles.

also been playing entanglement (http://entanglement.gopherwoodstudios.com/, works best in chrome) recently.  breaking the 1000 point barrier is near impossible, high score so far is 794.


Graffiti snails roaming London
The ultimate time-wasting website:

http://www.stumbleupon.com/
Joke wrote:
The ultimate time-wasting website:

http://www.stumbleupon.com/


what if you have no friends . . . and nobody thinks like you?
can someone else post about the awesomeness that is turntable.fm?  thanks

Speaking of wasting time, what happened to the faux Onion thread?
beetsnotbeats wrote:
Speaking of wasting time, what happened to the faux Onion thread?

?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??

MODS?!?  what happened to the "when reality reflects the onion" thread?  SOMEONE STOLE IT!!!
maybe reality reflected the onion.  or kosmo went on one his tears again.  maybe somebody posted an article making fun of djs.
maybe someone posted an article there that makes fun of kosmo's new god, turntable.fm?
sweetcell wrote:
maybe someone posted an article there that makes fun of kosmo's new god, turntable.fm?



If I deleted it was done in error
^ Or it could have been deleted by one of the other Mods; in error, of course.

This place has been infested with spammers lately so who knows what all they might be up to though I lean towards thinking it was an accidental deletion.
kos, i have no doubt that it was deleted in error.  i was being silly.

is there any way of restoring it?
walkonby wrote:
Joke wrote:
The ultimate time-wasting website:

http://www.stumbleupon.com/


what if you have no friends . . . and nobody thinks like you?


Who knows.
Damn you google.  but thank you for the friday before the holiday follies:

http://www.youtube.com/nexuscontraptions