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After Disco Biscuits shows at 930, their fan message board always contains funny tales of woe portraying staffers as the bad guy. There is bound to be a chuckle-worthy account of mellow-harshing or ten and after this most recent two-night stand, they aren't disappointing so far.


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Nastrabrahmus    Posted: 10/05/09 11:49AM ET 
I'm not surprised. I've been seeing shows there since I was 13 and never had someone in security be cordial with me. I used to be a camp counselor for the owners' kids. Nice guy, but far too conservative to be owning the 9:30 Club. Always wondered if his politics played a role.

_groovysober_    Posted: 10/05/09 11:51AM ET 
no problems what-so-ever. although i completely understand why staff of every venue would be dicks towards this fanbase.

teh lols!

I love how obviously skewed and phony each negative story sounds. And how entitled many of these pieces of shit think they are.

disco biscuits fans are even bigger idiots than hipsters

azaghal1981 wrote:
I love how obviously skewed and phony each negative story sounds. And how entitled many of these pieces of shit think they are.

Why do you love it?

Is Seth really a conservative?

It's just so incredibly laughable.

personally I think several of those comments are right on. I think about half of the club staff are perfectly professional and courteous and I think the other half are so busy oozing bad-ass "attitude" that its laughable.

This sums up their fans to a T:

http://media.www.vermontcynic.com/2.11601/anatomy-of-a-bisco-kid-1.1612742#

i strongly suspect that every one of those complainers is omitting an important fact, along the lines of:
- was busted for lighting up a smoke immediately prior to security tossing him out "for no apparent reason whatsoever"
- was too high to communicate effectively with bar staph prior to barkeep "becoming a total bitch"
- etc…

once again, i'd like to state that the 930 club has the best staph EVAR.  these guys & gals are professional, courteous and friendly (maybe i need to specify "to folks who don't break rules").  there is nowhere i'd rather see a show and the staph are a huge reason why.

if i managed or worked at the club, i'd take that PT thread-o-whining as a compliment: the 930 doesn't cut it as a haven for over-indulgent, self-centered druggies.  boohoo.  i'll give some weight to the red bull not being red bull complaint, tho… should warn folks before serving it to them.

wow these disco fans are hardcore lol  ;D

Does beer cost more upstairs? What are they talking about?

Agreed completely. Undeniably the greatest staff of any venue I've ever been to.

Re: the Red Bull thing, every time I've ever been at a bar at the club and heard someone ask for one, they are clearly told "we don't serve Red Bull but we have Roaring Lion. It's like a generic Red Bull." They are always told this word for word.

sweetcell wrote:
i strongly suspect that every one of those complainers is omitting an important fact, along the lines of:
- was busted for lighting up a smoke immediately prior to security tossing him out "for no apparent reason whatsoever"
- was too high to communicate effectively with bar staph prior to barkeep "becoming a total bitch"
- etc…

once again, i'd like to state that the 930 club has the best staph EVAR.  these guys & gals are professional, courteous and friendly (maybe i need to specify "to folks who don't break rules").  there is nowhere i'd rather see a show and the staph are a huge reason why.

if i managed or worked at the club, i'd take that PT thread-o-whining as a compliment: the 930 doesn't cut it as a haven for over-indulgent, self-centered druggies.  boohoo.  i'll give some weight to the red bull not being red bull complaint, tho… should warn folks before serving it to them.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, we have the coup de grâce:


"I think that Constitution hall would be sick much better sound there etc "

azaghal1981 wrote:
And now, ladies and gentlemen, we have the coup de grâce:


"I think that Constitution hall would be sick much better sound there etc "

That really is hard to top… :D

azaghal1981 wrote:
Agreed completely. Undeniably the greatest staff of any venue I've ever been to.

Re: the Red Bull thing, every time I've ever been at a bar at the club and heard someone ask for one, they are clearly told "we don't serve Red Bull but we have Roaring Lion. It's like a generic Red Bull." They are always told this word for word.

does that mean it has generic bull semen in it?

Rhino semen, perhaps? Or maybe buffalo?


Or…uhh…lion?

Relaxer wrote:
personally I think several of those comments are right on. I think about half of the club staff are perfectly professional and courteous and I think the other half are so busy oozing bad-ass "attitude" that its laughable.

Agreed. But this is pretty typical for venues methinks.

I expect staff to roll my joints for me while I watch and cut me some lines in the bathroom… ;)

hutch wrote:
I expect staff to roll my joints for me while I watch and cut me some lines in the bathroom… ;)

Haha. At The National they help me tie off so I can shoot heroin as we all laugh about all the natural DC shows we've stolen!

But in all seriousness, jam band fans are insane people. That said, if the account is true (as several people claimed to have witnessed it) that a guy was trying to sell two tickets to someone at face and a staph member only let them sell one and confiscated the other, that's seriously messed up. I'd like to hear the other side of that story.